Ed Would-Larrikin Love

I've penned your poison 1000 times You think you're mighty, I believe you're a swine You're a disgusting child and everyone thinks so I'm confused about what I want to be Am I you or are you me A whisper will shout down most of my ego So tell me, when the night moves slow, do your green shades grow Is it jealousy or your ego? Are you really, really that witty When you're sitting at home being pretty Clipping your nails with my old man? See me, I'm not Edward, I've never been Edward Darling, I'm just a mere mistake But I stay free! If i'm not Edward, I'll never be Edward So Eddie is just a chance to be fake! So you sit down and order a pint, do you want a friend or do you want a fight? I can see the tears behind your fist You may think this is just a joke A little joke to promote my own But darling, its the most truth your ears know So tell me, when the night moves slow, do your green shades grow Is it jealousy or an ego? Are you really, really that witty When you're sitting at home being pretty Clipping your nails with your old man? See me, I'm not Edward, I've never been Edward Darling, I'm just a mere mistake Stay free! I'm not Edward, I'll never be Edward And Eddie is just a chance to be fake! So tell me, when the night moves slow, do your green shades grow Is it jealousy or an ego? Are you really, really that witty When you're sitting at home being pretty Clipping your nails with your old man See me, I'm not Edward, I've never been Edward Darling, I'm just a mere mistake Stay free! I'm not Edward, I'll never be Edward And Eddie is just a chance to be fake!