User Friendly-Clifford T. Ward

[ti:User Friendly] [ar:Clifford T. Ward] [al:Laugh It Off] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]User Friendly - Clifford T. Ward [00:22.86]Our Tara's what people today would call 'user friendly [00:26.87] [00:28.65]She dunno when to say no [00:30.41] [00:33.38]Her boyfriend Rupert 's in insurance [00:35.63] [00:37.43]And thinks Ireland should be towed out into the Atlantic [00:40.78] [00:42.64]And sunk [00:43.22] [00:46.01]He's got a drop of what I would call boozer friendly [00:51.77] [00:54.19]He spewed up all over my Belouchi rug [00:57.89] [00:59.49]And sobbed apologetically [01:01.88] [01:03.15]Saying how he'd given ten pounds to Ethiopia [01:06.66] [01:07.97]And bought Band Aid's record [01:09.99] [01:11.96]So I let him play with our Tara's remote control unit [01:15.07] [01:16.83]'Cause he found it to be very user friendly [01:20.78] [01:24.34]Ain't you got a computer he says they're very useful [01:29.29] [01:31.25]No I says I ain't [01:34.18] [01:36.14]My bank manager's very helpful he says [01:39.38] [01:40.71]Is he I says user er friendly [01:45.72] [01:48.03]What about this new weapon the SAS have he says [01:52.28] [01:53.02]It fires fifteen rounds a second [01:55.77] [01:58.00]Yeah I says very user friendly [02:01.73] [02:03.75]Thank Goodness the miners are back at work he says [02:07.07] [02:08.18]We couldn't have Scargill getting his way could we [02:11.04] [02:13.75]Loser friendly just about I says [02:16.81] [02:18.30]Never mind let's get Labour back in [02:21.26] [02:22.36]They're much more user friendly [02:24.61] [02:26.92]What he says wiping vomit from his mouth [02:31.19] [02:33.44]Fortunately our Tara had finished cleaning up my rug [02:37.47] [02:39.49]Better take him home I says [02:41.08] [02:42.28]He's done enough damage for one night: [02:44.49] [02:45.85]Oh and Tara try and chose more carefully [02:49.68] [02:50.29]Who you'd like to be sick at my place next time [02:54.29] [02:56.05]Sorry she says and she meant it [03:00.00] [03:02.09]Boozer friendly [03:04.83] [03:11.75]User friendly user friendly [03:18.09] [03:20.98]User friendly user friendly [03:27.21] [03:30.36]User friendly user friendly [03:36.59] [03:39.23](and fade)