Is It A Crime-Judy Holliday

[ti:Is It A Crime] [ar:Judy Holliday] [al:Bells Are Ringing] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Is It A Crime - Judy Holliday [00:02.16]Mother and Dad handed down to me [00:04.27] [00:05.47]A bit of their own philosophy [00:09.07]I've stuck to it like an obedient daughter [00:12.82]But it always lands me in hot water [00:16.67]I'd gladly follow out your suggestions [00:21.00]If you'd give me the answers to these questions [00:26.03]Please tell me [00:31.04]Is it a crime to start each day [00:35.22]With a laugh and a smile and a song [00:39.21]And is it a crime to end each day [00:43.68]With a laugh and a smile and a song [00:46.33]Is it wrong is it a crime [00:49.40]To call the world your valentine [00:54.41] [00:56.02]Is it a crime to grab a lamp-post [01:00.10]And then sing Sweet Adeline [01:05.07]I ask you [01:09.17]Is it a crime to save a wee [01:13.03]Baby bird when it falls from its nest [01:17.37]That little bird should have a chance [01:21.07]To fly like all the rest [01:26.23]So if it's a crime to help old ladies cross the street [01:31.96]Then put me in jail [01:33.75]Without bail [01:34.18] [01:35.30]Bread and water from an old tin pail [01:40.18]If that's if that's a crime [01:48.10]Is it a crime [01:50.73]Inspector I'm puzzled [01:52.73]We're taught two things as we go through life [01:55.58]One Be thy brother's keeper [01:57.96]And two Mind your own business [02:01.01](With a laugh and a smile and a song ) [02:03.33]Now if I know something and by telling it to someone [02:06.23]In distress [02:07.24]I could change that person's life and bring them the [02:10.69]Bluebird of happiness [02:12.81] [02:14.25]Is it a crime to tell him or is it a crime not to [02:18.21]Is it that you mustn't or you've got to [02:21.13]Should you say: "Hey watch out for that banana peel [02:23.58]Bud " [02:24.67]Or just remain silent and then laugh as he crashes [02:28.57]With a thud [02:30.93]Inspector my job is to get messages to people on [02:34.08]Time [02:34.80]If I have a job and I see it through [02:38.32]And it's just my duty that I do do do [02:43.14]Is that is that -- [02:46.84]Inspector let's go back a few thousand years [02:49.94]If there had been answering services then and if it [02:52.88]Had been up to me [02:53.82]I could have changed the course of history [02:56.21]I could have prevented many a famous tragedy [02:59.72](With a laugh and a smile and a song ) [03:01.62]Why every night I lie awake and my cheeks grow [03:03.85] [03:05.20]Soaking wet [03:07.28]When I think of what I could have done for Romeo and [03:11.11]Juliet [03:13.99]"Hello Verona-Phone Oh yes Mr Romeo Juliet [03:17.98]Capulet called The message is: 'To avoid getting [03:21.14]Married to other fellow am playing dead Friar [03:24.12]Laurence gave me a great big sleeping pill but when I [03:27.19]Wake up we'll head for the border ' Oh don't thank [03:30.33]Me it's all in a day's work " [03:32.53]See what I could have done [03:34.46]Maybe I'm right [03:35.51]Maybe I'm wrong [03:36.69]But if I got that message through on time I'm telling [03:39.41]You [03:40.23]Those two kids would be alive today [03:44.14]So if it's a crime to help old ladies cross the [03:47.64]Street [03:48.23] [03:50.18]Then I confess [03:51.64]I'm just a mess [03:53.24]Mother and Dad you were wrong I guess [03:58.62]Inspector were they wrong