Kick My A**-Country Music Heroes

[ti:Kick My A**] [ar:Hit Crew Masters] [al:Southern Country Songwriter Favorites, Vol. 31] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Kick My A** - Country Music Heroes [00:05.70]Well I walked up to the bar [00:08.20] [00:09.03]I laid down my platinum card [00:11.99] [00:12.72]Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends [00:17.83] [00:20.22]Well the barmaid passed them out [00:22.90] [00:23.96]And before we chugged them down [00:26.72] [00:27.62]I held mine up and [00:30.56]Said here's to us and then [00:32.68] [00:35.45]Well this blonde slid up to me [00:38.11] [00:38.77]Said that was awful sweet [00:41.55] [00:42.74]Then I saw her boyfriend [00:45.09]As wide as he was tall [00:48.36] [00:49.97]Well he broke up our hug [00:52.99] [00:53.93]With a six foot five inch shove [00:56.58] [00:57.41]And I found myself slammed up [01:00.68]Against the wall [01:02.47] [01:04.57]Why does everybody want [01:07.40] [01:08.08]To kick my a** [01:09.83] [01:11.98]I'm just trying to have a little fun [01:16.42]For all the ones who can't [01:19.27]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls [01:22.89] [01:23.48]And I drive my truck too fast [01:27.31] [01:28.34]Why does everybody want [01:32.27]To kick my a** [01:33.92] [01:36.74]Well I've never been the type [01:39.18] [01:40.23]To walk up and pick a fight [01:43.04] [01:43.94]I've always been the kind to get along [01:50.03] [01:51.15]I throw parties all the time [01:53.82] [01:55.06]And there always on my dime [01:57.70] [01:58.86]We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn [02:05.00] [02:06.50]Well my style of stress relief [02:08.85] [02:10.12]Sometimes disturbs the peace [02:12.93] [02:13.46]The police show up [02:15.92]And cut donuts in my yard [02:19.37] [02:21.28]And while the Zeppelin's playing loud [02:24.02] [02:24.86]They run off my party crowd [02:27.61] [02:28.85]They cuff up my wrist [02:30.83]And throw me down so hard [02:34.29] [02:35.77]Why does everybody want [02:39.24]To kick my a** [02:40.92] [02:43.23]I'm just trying to have a little fun [02:47.60]For all the ones who can't [02:50.34]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls [02:54.72]And I drive my truck too fast [02:58.14] [02:59.37]Why does everybody want [03:03.54]To kick my a** [03:05.19] [03:22.39]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls [03:26.25]And I drive my truck too fast [03:30.28] [03:31.52]Why does everybody want [03:34.13] [03:34.97]Saying does everybody want [03:38.81]Why does everybody want [03:41.74] [03:42.56]To kick my a**