The Humpty Dance-The Hit Co.

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Dance Crazes from the 70's to Today] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:04.78]Sexy lady [00:05.31] [00:09.26]Sexy lady [00:10.17] [00:14.00]Stop whatcha doin' [00:15.12]'Cause I'm about to ruin [00:16.48]The image and the style that ya used to. [00:18.65]I look funny, [00:19.37]But yo I'm makin' money, see [00:21.45]So yo world I hope you're ready for me. [00:23.47]Now gather round [00:24.30]I'm the new fool in town [00:25.69]And my sound's laid down by the Underground. [00:28.29]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:30.56]So just let me introduce myself [00:32.93]My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. [00:35.75]Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. [00:38.47]And all the rappers in the top ten [00:40.23]Please allow me to bump thee. [00:42.10]I'm steppin' tall, y'all, [00:43.46]And just like Humpty Dumpty [00:45.14]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. [00:47.20]I like to rhyme, [00:48.32]I like my beats funky, [00:49.45]I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. [00:51.87]I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack [00:55.09]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:56.66]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:58.58]Hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? [01:01.52]Yeah, I called ya fat. [01:02.62]Look at me, I'm skinny [01:03.75]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [01:05.87]I'm a freak [01:06.99]I like the girls with the boom [01:08.37]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:10.89]I'm crazy. [01:11.82]Allow me to amaze thee. [01:13.33]They say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me. [01:15.47]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:17.57]And I even got my own dance [01:19.41]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:23.29]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:28.85]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:34.01]Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump [01:38.17]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [01:42.61] [01:43.27]People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" [01:45.88]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:48.30]Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me [01:51.39]But ya can't get near me [01:53.21]I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, [01:56.11]All the girls they adore me [01:57.38]Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere [01:59.76]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. [02:02.38]My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:04.45]Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid [02:07.08]I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, [02:09.52]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [02:11.73]I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, [02:14.18]I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid [02:16.47]I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, [02:19.15]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:21.50]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:23.35]Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. [02:26.25]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:28.49]And now I'm gonna do my dance. [02:30.02]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:33.35] [02:36.29]Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:44.25] [02:45.58]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [02:52.36] [02:52.88]Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all [02:56.45]Lay on a little bit of that bass groove right there [02:58.97]A-doorer dooreh A-doorer A-dooreh [03:02.54] [03:03.39]Oh, yeah! [03:04.07] [03:04.66]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:06.89]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:09.62]It's real easy to do check it out [03:12.84]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:14.92]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:18.48]Crazy wack funky [03:20.18]People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty [03:22.85]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:25.15]It's supposed to look like a flitter or a convulsion [03:27.30]Anyone can play this game [03:29.27]This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name [03:31.83]No two people will do it the same [03:33.99]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:37.21]Humpin', funkin', jumpin', [03:39.42]Jig around, shakin' ya rump, [03:41.00]And when a two pump chump points a finger like a stump [03:43.48]Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. [03:45.45]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:48.71] [03:50.25]Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump [03:55.03]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [03:58.58] [04:00.62]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:03.37] [04:05.38]Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:08.34] [04:09.39]Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:13.02] [04:13.88]White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [04:17.92] [04:18.72]Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump [04:22.47] [04:23.18]Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump