Mississippi Squirrel Revival-The Hit Co.

[ti:Mississippi Squirrel Revival] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Silly Kids Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mississippi Squirrel Revival - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:09.95]Well when I was kid I'd take a trip [00:12.14]Every summer down to Mississippi [00:14.65]To visit my granny in her ante bellum world [00:18.30]I'd run barefooted all day long [00:21.55]Climbing trees free as a song [00:23.68]One day I happened catch myself a squirrel [00:27.87]Well I stuffed him down in an old shoebox [00:30.60]Punched a couple holes in the top [00:32.49]When Sunday came, I snuck him in the church [00:36.84]I was sittin' way back in the very last pew [00:39.56]Showin' him to my good buddy Hugh [00:41.42]When that squirrel got loose [00:42.75]And went totally berserk [00:45.58]Well what happened next is hard to tell [00:48.08]Some thought it was Heaven others thought it was Hell [00:50.49]But the fact that something was among us was plain to see [00:53.72]As the choir sang, "I surrender all" [00:57.03]The squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls [00:59.49]Harv leaped to his feet and said, [01:01.30]"Somethin's got a hold on me" [01:03.71]The day the squirrel went berserk [01:05.94]In the First Self-Righteous Church [01:08.06]In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula [01:10.41] [01:11.83]It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival [01:17.04]They were jumpin' pews and shouting, "Hallelujah" [01:21.76]Well Harv hit the aisles, dancin' and screamin' [01:24.15]Some thought he had religion, [01:25.48]Others thought he had a demon [01:26.69]And Harv thought he had a w**d eater loose [01:29.17]In his fruit of the looms [01:30.72]He fell to his knees to plead and beg [01:32.91]And that squirrel ran out of his britches leg [01:34.95]Unobserved to the other side of the room [01:39.85]All the way down to the Amen pew [01:42.13]Where sat Sister Bertha better than you [01:44.38]Who had been watching [01:45.13]All the commotion with safistic glee [01:47.31] [01:48.75]Shoot, you should've seen the look in her eyes [01:51.23]When that squirrel jumped her garders [01:52.59]And crossed her thighs [01:53.78]She jumped to her feet and said, [01:55.39]"Lord, have mercy on me" [01:57.57]As the squirrel made laps inside her dress [01:59.67]She began to cry and then to confess [02:02.15]To sins that would make a sailor blush with shame [02:06.51]She told of gossip and church dissention [02:08.95]But the thing that got the most attention [02:10.83]Was when she talked about her love life [02:13.01]And then she started naming names [02:15.15]The day the squirrel went berserk [02:17.71]In the First Self-Righteous Church [02:19.79]In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula [02:23.96]It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival [02:28.43]They were jumpin' pews and shouting, "Hallelujah" [02:33.32]Well 7 deacons and then the pastor got saved [02:35.88]And 25,000 dollars got raised and 50 volunteered [02:39.43]For missions in the Congo on the spot [02:42.68]And even without an invitaion [02:44.47]There were at least 500 rededications [02:46.82]And we all got rebaptized [02:48.81]Whether we needed it or not [02:51.14]Now you've heard the Bible story, I guess [02:53.46]How He parted the waters for Moses to pass [02:56.29]All the miracles God has brought to this ol' world [03:00.46]But the one I'll remember to my dyin' day [03:02.57]Is how He put that church back on the narrow way [03:05.24]With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel [03:08.79]The day the squirrel went berserk [03:11.54]In the First Self-Righteous Church [03:13.64]In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula [03:17.78]It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival [03:22.58]They were jumpin' pews and shouting, "Hallelujah" [03:26.01]The day the squirrel went berserk [03:29.25]In the First Self-Righteous Church [03:31.63]In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula [03:35.74]It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival [03:40.55]They were jumpin' pews and shouting, "Hallelujah" [03:44.71]The day the squirrel went berserk [03:47.25]In the First Self-Righteous Church [03:49.51]In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula [03:53.65]It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival [03:58.53]They were jumpin' pews and shouting,