I'm My Own Grandpa-The Hit Co.

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Silly People Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:10.05]Many, many years ago [00:11.90]When I was twenty-three [00:13.12] [00:13.94]I was married to a widow [00:15.22] [00:15.75]Who was pretty as can be [00:17.18] [00:18.18]Now this widow had a grown up daughter [00:20.47]Who had hair of red [00:21.55] [00:22.23]My father fell in love with her [00:24.37]And soon the two were wed [00:25.71] [00:26.43]This made my dad my son-in-law [00:27.62] [00:28.14]And really changed my very life [00:29.45] [00:30.45]For my daughter was my mother [00:32.24]'Cause she was my father's wife [00:33.61] [00:34.66]And to complicate the matter [00:36.45]Even though it brought me joy [00:37.79] [00:38.75]I soon became the father [00:39.86] [00:40.43]Of a bouncing baby boy, yes I did [00:43.46]My little baby then became [00:45.04]My brother-in-law to Dad [00:45.92]And so became my uncle [00:48.78]Though it made me very sad [00:50.17] [00:51.03]For if he were my uncle [00:52.81]Then that also made him brother [00:54.43] [00:55.12]Of the widow's grown-up daughter [00:56.86]Who of course was my step-mother [00:58.76] [00:59.70]I am my own grandpa [01:01.37] [01:03.74]I'm my own grandpa [01:05.48] [01:07.47]It sounds funny I know [01:08.75] [01:09.40]But it really is so [01:10.61] [01:12.74]Oh, I'm my own grandpa [01:13.88] [01:24.96]My father's wife then had a son [01:26.55]Who kept them on the run [01:28.02]And he became my grandchild [01:29.50] [01:30.01]For he was my daughter's son [01:31.49] [01:32.41]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:34.03] [01:34.65]And it makes me blue [01:35.70] [01:36.49]Because although she is my wife [01:38.50]She's my grandmother too [01:39.61] [01:40.91]Now if my wife is my grandmother [01:42.94]Then I'm her grandchild [01:43.79] [01:44.40]And every time I think of it [01:46.81]It nearly drives me wild [01:47.91] [01:48.84]'Cause now I have become [01:50.60]The strangest case you ever saw [01:51.86] [01:52.96]As husband of my grandmother [01:54.28] [01:54.99]I'm my own grandpa [01:56.31] [01:57.38]Oh, I'm my own grandpa [01:59.29] [02:01.47]I'm my own grandpa [02:03.06] [02:05.31]It sounds funny I know [02:06.49] [02:07.11]But it really is so [02:08.40] [02:09.78]I'm my own grandpa