Running Out Of Lies-Jim Morris

[ti:] [ar:Jim Morris] [al:One Man Party] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.42]Running Out Of Lies - Jim Morris [00:01.12]Written by：Jim Morris [00:01.98] [00:14.67]I've got a stool reserved at my favorite bar [00:17.83]I'm gonna raise a little hell [00:19.84] [00:21.12]I'm gonna drink about as much as I can stand [00:25.45] [00:27.53]I've got brain cells left over [00:30.35]From a previous adventure [00:33.13] [00:34.03]When I didn't drink as much as I had planned [00:38.29] [00:40.54]It was no panties Thursday [00:43.04] [00:44.03]According to the sign [00:46.29] [00:47.43]And I made sure everyone was dressed just right [00:50.95] [00:53.47]I got busted by the fun police as soon as I got [00:58.68]Home [00:59.38] [01:00.39]They roughed me up and questioned me all night [01:04.08] [01:06.88]I said you are mistaken [01:09.27]When I wasn't even there [01:12.20] [01:13.34]She said you smell like whiskey [01:15.60]And you've got panties in your hair [01:18.49] [01:21.49]I thought I was so clever [01:24.00]But she's seen through my disguise [01:26.79] [01:27.59]I'd need to think of something quick [01:29.85] [01:30.77]But I'm running out of lies [01:33.37] [01:50.37]When no panties Thursday rolled around [01:53.56]I was right back at the bar [01:55.83] [01:56.68]I got over served and three sheets to the wind [02:00.69] [02:03.64]The fun police showed up in force as soon as I got home [02:09.04] [02:10.10]They roughed me up and questioned me again [02:13.99] [02:16.60]I said you are mistaken [02:18.59] [02:19.62]I wasn't even there [02:21.94] [02:22.83]She said you smell like whiskey [02:25.46]And you've got panties in your hair [02:28.44] [02:31.13]I thought I was so clever [02:33.75]But she's seen through my disguise [02:36.55] [02:37.24]I'd need to think of something quick [02:39.67] [02:40.51]But I'm running out of lies [02:43.18] [02:45.87]I said you are mistaken [02:48.02] [02:48.82]I wasn't even there [02:51.07] [02:51.96]She said you smell like panties [02:54.60]And you've got whiskey in your hair [02:57.75] [03:00.38]I thought I was so clever [03:02.84]But she's seen through my disguise [03:05.78] [03:06.49]I'd need to think of something quick [03:08.89] [03:09.67]But I'm running out of lies [03:12.52] [03:14.99]I thought I was so clever [03:17.32] [03:17.83]But she's seen through my disguise [03:20.35] [03:21.11]I'd need to think of something quick [03:23.43] [03:24.27]But I'm running out of lies [03:27.43]