The Real Slim Shady [In the Style of Eminem] (Karaoke Lead Vocal Version)-The Karaoke Channel

[ti:The Real Slim Shady (Radio Version) (In the Style of Eminem) {Karaoke Lead Vocal Version}] [ar:The Karaoke Channel] [al:The Karaoke Channel - The Best Of R&B/Hip-Hop Vol. - 37] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.41]The Real Slim Shady [In the Style of Eminem] (Karaoke Lead Vocal Version) - The Karaoke Channel (卡拉OK频道) [00:02.29](In the Style of Eminem) (Karaoke Lead Vocal Version) [00:03.33]May I have your attention please [00:04.64] [00:05.93]May I have your attention please [00:07.47] [00:08.71]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:11.48] [00:12.36]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.32] [00:16.94]We're going to have a problem here [00:18.15]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.53]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.52]Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:24.96]They first get divorced throwing her over furniture [00:27.13]It's the return of the [00:28.10]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.41]And Dr Dre said [00:33.42] [00:34.09]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement （haha） [00:37.67]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.95]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41.10]Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.43]Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:45.70]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.54]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.74]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53.77]But can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump [00:54.64]A dead moose [00:55.50]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.76]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.89]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.69]And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [01:04.82]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.58]By the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.94]They got the discovery channel don't they [01:09.06] [01:09.72]We ain't nothing but mammals well [01:11.18]Some of us cannibals [01:12.01]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.57] [01:14.22]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.97]Then there's no reason that a man [01:17.45]And another man can't elope [01:18.52]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.73]Women wave your panty hoes sing [01:22.18]The chorus and it goes [01:23.34]I'm Slim Shady [01:24.23]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:25.36]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.55]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:29.07]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:32.03]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:32.96]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:33.97]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.62]So won't the real Slim shady [01:37.89]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:41.55]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.75]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:46.09]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.86]Half of you critics can't even stomach [01:49.33]Me let alone stand me [01:50.36]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.52]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:54.92]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.05] [01:57.58]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.76]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:02.07]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.27]Little b**ch put me on blast on TV [02:06.17]Yeah he's cute [02:07.26]But I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:09.03]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:11.19]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D [02:13.88]I'm sick of you little girl and boy group [02:14.22] [02:15.52]S all you do is annoy me [02:16.89]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:18.46]And theres a million of us just like me [02:20.55]Who cuss like me [02:21.34]Who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.99]Who dress like me [02:23.81]Walk talk and act like me [02:24.97]It just might be the next best thing [02:26.58]But not quite me [02:27.52]I'm Slim Shady [02:28.33]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.45]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.85]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:33.28]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.91]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:37.72]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.72]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:41.08]So won't the real Slim shady [02:42.65]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:46.19]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:47.59]Cause I'm only giving you [02:48.57]Things you joke about with your friends [02:49.81]Inside your living room [02:50.57]The only difference is [02:51.48]I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:53.71]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:55.75]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:57.42]And whether you like to admit it [02:58.71]I just sh*t it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:01.08]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up [03:03.35]These albums like valiums [03:04.21]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:06.51]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:08.66]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off [03:10.50]With Jergens and I'm jerking [03:11.90]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:13.43]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:15.17]He could be workin at Burger King [03:16.72]Spitten on your onion rings [03:18.01] [03:18.88]Or in the parking lot circling [03:20.07]Screaming I don't give a f**k [03:21.23]With his windows down and system up [03:22.85]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:25.29]And put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:27.28]And to be proud to be outta [03:28.75]Your mind and outta control [03:29.67]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:32.14]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:32.99]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.97]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:36.81]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:38.30]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:41.43]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:42.22]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:43.12]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.86]So won't the real Slim shady [03:47.38]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:50.62]I'm Slim Shady [03:51.23]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:52.18] [03:52.73]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.86]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:56.28]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:00.00]Becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:00.88]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:02.10]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:04.14]So won't the real Slim shady [04:05.32]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up