Junk Food Junkie [In the Style of Larry Groce] (Karaoke Lead Vocal Version)-The Karaoke Channel

[ti:Junk Food Junkie (In the Style of Larry Groce) {Karaoke Lead Vocal Version}] [ar:The Karaoke Channel] [al:The Karaoke Channel - Songs About Food Vol. 3] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.22]Junk Food Junkie [In the Style of Larry Groce] (Karaoke Lead Vocal Version) - The Karaoke Channel (卡拉OK频道) [00:00.64]You know I love that organic cooking [00:02.46] [00:03.32]I always ask for more [00:04.70] [00:05.57]And they call me Mr Natural [00:07.09] [00:07.80]On down to the health food store [00:09.55] [00:10.27]I only eat good sea salt [00:12.57]White sugar don't touch my lips [00:14.15] [00:14.78]And my friends is always begging me [00:16.59]To take them on macrobiotic trips [00:18.77]Yes they are [00:19.86] [00:21.10]Oh but at night I stake out my strong box [00:23.83]That I keep under lock and key [00:25.96] [00:26.47]And I take it off to my closet [00:28.32]Where nobody else can see [00:30.44] [00:32.41]I open that door so slowly [00:34.48]Take a peek up north and south [00:36.69]Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie [00:38.96]And I pop it in my mouth [00:41.01] [00:46.85]Yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural [00:49.68]Just as healthy as I can be [00:51.17] [00:52.03]But at night I'm a junk food junkie [00:54.01]Good lord have pity on me [00:56.23] [01:00.67]Well at lunchtime you can always find me [01:03.12]At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar [01:05.56]Just sucking on my plain white yogurt [01:07.09] [01:07.69]From my hand thrown pottery jar [01:09.29] [01:11.26]And sippin' a little hand pressed cider [01:13.51]With a carrot stick for dessert [01:15.13] [01:16.03]And wiping my face in a natural way [01:18.21]On the sleeve of my peasant shirt [01:19.91]Oh yeah [01:21.15] [01:24.79]Ah but when that clock strikes midnight [01:27.73]And I'm all by myself [01:29.28] [01:29.99]I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf [01:34.05] [01:34.69]And I pull out some Fritos corn chips [01:36.82]Dr Pepper and an ole Moon Pie [01:39.23]Then I sit back in glorious expectation [01:41.17]Of a genuine junk food high [01:43.59]Oh yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural [01:45.61] [01:50.78]Oh yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural [01:53.28] [01:53.97]Just as healthy as I can be [01:55.95]Oh but at night I'm a junk food junkie [01:58.20]Good lord have pity on me [02:00.13] [02:03.88]My friends down at the commune [02:05.49]They think I'm pretty neat [02:07.57]Oh I don't know nothing about arts and crafts [02:10.15]But I give 'em all something to eat [02:12.26] [02:12.91]I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons [02:15.15]And I only eat home grown spice [02:17.29]I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn [02:20.04]Filled up with my brown rice [02:21.95]Yes I do [02:22.71] [02:24.97]Oh folks but lately I hae been spotted [02:27.89]With a Big Mac on my breath [02:29.87] [02:32.99]Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders [02:35.07]With a face as white as death [02:36.93] [02:37.55]I'm aftraid someday they'll find me [02:39.59]Just stretched out on my bed [02:41.36] [02:42.03]With a handful of Pringles potato chips [02:44.31]And a Ding Dong by my head [02:46.02] [02:46.66]In the daytime I'm Mr Natural [02:49.06]Just as healthy as I can be [02:50.78] [02:51.44]But at night I'm a junk food junkie [02:53.66]Good lord have pity on me