Women Lose Weight Ft. Slick Rick-Morcheeba

What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor The name of this entertainement is Women lose weight Our first years of marriage everything was just great But after two kids And a weight gain factors The fact is Now she's completely unattractive Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude I tell her nice hit the gym And don't eat so much food But no Your shallow You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth But how if desires is not there That's just a lamon Divorces, child support alamony payments My unhappiness I doubt discourage So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed When you gonna leave your wife I tell her soon mommy soon I assume Or my destiny is blue Intrestingly only The only thing left for me to do is to kill her What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor I'm gonna have to kill her Cause there's lots which imposes divorces Send her a** right to the morgue Kill her What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor I'm gonna have to kill her Cause there's lots which imposes divorces Send her a** right to the morgue My place against all shanagans Kinda rammed in Knowin' nothing about poison And I can't swim Bad intentions pumpin Might as well become a nun Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong What the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this Who could I get to help me murder this fat chick Guess I have to play a dude robbin on wednesday The day she usually goes food shopping Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler Sent her clean over the divider "You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill I thought "she has to be dead" Later on get a call (From a) Lieutenant Morgue (Had me) leapin like a frog We need you at the morgue So I selfishly persued "Boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do I had to kill her What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor C'mon ya'll know I had to kill her 'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces Send her a** right to the morgue Kill her What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor I had to kill her 'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces Send her a** right to the morgue So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run No sir we don't have no clues right now This is terrible what am I gonna tell the kids? Pull yourself together sir I'm so broken up inside I just can't believe this I understand, I understand Catch the person who did this We're gonna try sir Please Screamin "who done took my heart" like I was shooken up a lot At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like I did it Like I was the reason my mates slain, murmuring "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain" While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook All she does is order from restaurants All of the sex she wants I doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside How I took a long lunch break day the wife died I done then turned pail And because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent Moral of the story is Desire is important So watch your weight It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor I didn't have to kill her 'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces Send her a** right to the morgue I killed her What a surprise Open your eyes Woman advisor I didn't have to kill her 'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces Send her a** right to the morgue Well there you have it Keep thin trim Keep your marriages healthy Do you know what I mean? Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler Peace