She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) [In the Style of Jerry Reed] (Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals)-Done Again

[ti:She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) (In the Style of Jerry Reed) {Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals}] [ar:Done Again] [al:She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) (In the Style of Jerry Reed) {Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals}] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) [In the Style of Jerry Reed] (Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals) - Done Again (又一次乐队) [00:08.59]WellI guess it was back in sixty-three [00:10.42]When eating my cooking got the better of me [00:12.57]So asked this little girl I was going with to be my wife [00:15.45] [00:16.72]Well she said she would so I said I do [00:18.80]But I'd have said I wouldn't If I'd of just knew [00:20.86]How sayin' 'I do' would gonna screw up all of my life [00:23.61] [00:25.54]Wellthe first few years weren't all that bad [00:27.40]I'll never forget the good times we had [00:29.32]'Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child support [00:32.17] [00:34.04]Wellit wasn't too long 'til the lust all died [00:36.12]And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised [00:38.16]The day I come home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch [00:41.21] [00:42.57]WellI tried to get in she changed the locks [00:44.74]Then I found this note taped on the mailbox that said [00:47.06]Goodbye Turkey my attorney will be in touch [00:49.99] [00:51.18]So I decided right then and there [00:52.85]I was gonna do what's right give her fair share [00:55.30]But brother I didn't know her share was gonna be that much [00:57.96] [00:59.14]She got the gold mine I got the shaft [01:02.47] [01:03.80]They split it right down the middle [01:05.83]And then they give her the better half [01:07.59] [01:08.11]Well it all sounds sort of funny [01:09.52] [01:10.24]But it hurts too much to laugh [01:12.09]She got the gold mine I got the shaft [01:15.43] [01:18.87]Now listen you ain't heard nothin' yet [01:20.63]Why they gave her the color television set [01:22.96]Then they give her the house the kids and both of the cars [01:25.54] [01:27.08]See then they start talking about child support [01:29.39]Alimony and the cost of the court [01:31.14]Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was [01:34.26] [01:35.82]I'm telling you they have made a mistake [01:38.12]'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes [01:40.12]Besides everything I ever had worth taking they've already took [01:42.62] [01:44.30]While she's living like a Queen on alimony [01:46.42]I'm working two shiftseatin' balogna [01:48.15]Askin' myself Why didn't you just learn how to cook [01:51.01] [01:52.38]They gave her the gold mine they give me the shaft [01:55.80] [01:56.77]They say they're splittin' it all down the middle [01:59.19]But she got the better half [02:00.70] [02:01.32]Well it all sounds mighty funny [02:02.80] [02:03.45]But it hurts too much to laugh [02:05.41]She got the gold mine I got the shaft [02:08.41] [02:26.63]Yeah she got the gold mine I got the shaft [02:29.98] [02:31.18]They split it all down the middle [02:32.61] [02:33.12]And then they give her the better half [02:34.74] [02:35.38]Well I guess it all sounds sort of funny [02:37.10] [02:37.61]But it hurts too much to laugh [02:39.52]She got the gold mine I got the shaft [02:43.09] [02:44.15]You ain't kiddin' I got the shaft [02:46.39] [02:47.94]Well I don't have to worry about toting a bill fold no more [02:50.43] [02:52.39]I'll let my wife tote it [02:53.72] [02:54.64]I'm gonna be carryin' food stamps you get it Judge [02:57.23] [02:57.94]I'm gonna be indebted [03:00.30]That's not funny huh