If I Had $1,000,000-Ameritz - Tribute

[ti:If I Had $1,000,000] [ar:Ameritz - Tribute] [al:The Big Bang Theory (A Tribute to Barenaked Ladies)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Had $1,000,000 - Ameritz - Tribute (阿莫瑞兹音乐) [00:26.79]If I Had a Million Dollars [00:28.93] [00:29.90]If I had a million dollars [00:31.61] [00:33.04]Well I'd buy you a house [00:34.98] [00:35.75]I'd buy you a house [00:37.75] [00:38.65]And if I had a million dollars [00:40.32] [00:41.72]If I had a million dollars [00:43.10] [00:44.60]I'd buy you furniture for your house [00:46.76] [00:47.33]Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman [00:50.81]If I had a million dollars [00:52.44] [00:53.72]If I had a million dollars [00:55.45] [00:56.89]Well I'd buy you a K-Car [00:58.94] [00:59.97]A nice reliant automobile [01:01.23] [01:02.70]And if I had a million dollars [01:04.57] [01:05.86]I'd buy your love [01:07.34] [01:14.63]If I had a million dollars [01:16.80] [01:17.56]I'd build a tree-fort in our yard [01:19.58] [01:20.47]If I had a million dollars you could help [01:24.59]It wouldn't be that hard [01:26.50]If I had a million dollars [01:28.06] [01:29.21]Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere [01:31.85]“You know we could just go up there and hang out ” [01:34.62]“Like open the fridge and stuff [01:35.62]And there'd all be foods laid out for us [01:37.95]Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things [01:39.27] [01:41.34]They have pre-wrapped sausages [01:42.46]But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ” [01:44.44]“Well can you blame them ” [01:45.26]“Yeah ” [01:46.35] [01:47.43]If I had a million dollars [01:49.84] [01:50.56]If I had a million dollars [01:52.22] [01:53.63]Well I'd buy you a fur coat [01:56.07]But not a real fur coat that's cruel [01:59.51]And if I had a million dollars [02:01.86] [02:02.46]If I had a million dollars [02:03.91] [02:05.65]Well I'd buy you an exotic pet yep [02:07.74] [02:08.85]Like a llama or an emu [02:10.76] [02:11.41]And if I had a million dollars [02:13.03] [02:14.42]If I had a million dollars [02:16.31] [02:17.49]Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains [02:18.98] [02:20.20]All them crazy elephant bones [02:22.60] [02:23.31]And if I had a million dollars [02:25.18] [02:26.45]I'd buy your love [02:27.79] [02:35.30]If I had a million dollars [02:37.52] [02:38.12]We wouldn't have to walk to the store [02:40.06] [02:41.02]If I had a million dollars [02:42.75] [02:43.74]We'd take a limousine cause it costs more [02:45.60] [02:47.29]If I had a million dollars [02:48.73] [02:49.82]We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner [02:51.70] [02:52.85]“But we would eat Kraft dinner ” [02:54.02]“Of course we would we'd just eat more ” [02:55.47] [02:56.09]“And buy really expensive ketchups with it ” [02:59.28]“That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ” [03:01.84] [03:08.25]If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars [03:12.75] [03:14.30]Wel I'd buy you a green dress [03:16.71]But not a real green dress that's cruel [03:20.02]And if I had a million dollars [03:21.55] [03:22.98]If I had a million dollars [03:24.47] [03:26.02]Well I'd buy you some art [03:28.12] [03:29.11]A Picasso or a Garfunkel [03:30.88] [03:31.91]And if I had a million dollars [03:33.63] [03:34.96]If I had a million dollars [03:36.36] [03:38.33]Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't [03:40.67] [03:41.33]You always wanted a monkey [03:42.98] [03:44.00]And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love [03:48.58] [03:55.91]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars [04:01.04] [04:01.78]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars [04:06.59] [04:07.75]If I had a million dollars I'd be rich