Winker Song (A Tribute to Ivor Biggun)-Ameritz - Tribute

[ti:Winker Song (A Tribute to Ivor Biggun)] [ar:Ameritz - Tribute] [al:Winker Song (A Tribute to Ivor Biggun)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Winker Song (A Tribute to Ivor Biggun) - Ameritz - Tribute (阿莫瑞兹音乐) [00:04.21]My mother said [00:04.92] [00:05.78]That I never should [00:07.30] [00:08.43]Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood [00:12.18] [00:12.95]Their giggling talk [00:15.04]I could never understand [00:16.83] [00:17.61]And that's why I fell in love with my right hand [00:21.76] [00:24.23]And that's why [00:25.10] [00:25.78]I'm a wanker [00:27.21]I'm a wanker [00:28.39]And it does me good like it bloody well should [00:30.86]I'm a wanker [00:31.84]I'm a wanker [00:32.88]And I'm always pulling my pud [00:34.75] [00:35.32]I was twenty five years old before I was kissed [00:39.71] [00:40.50]And then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist [00:44.69] [00:45.30]It's cheap and convenient [00:47.18] [00:47.77]You can't catch VD [00:49.15] [00:50.02]It's available at any time [00:51.93] [00:52.47]And it's absolutely free [00:54.29] [00:56.65]And that's why [00:57.59] [00:58.22]I'm a wanker [00:59.51]I'm a wanker [01:00.56]And it does me good like it bloody well should [01:03.13]I'm a wanker [01:03.66] [01:04.36]I'm a wanker [01:05.40]And I'm always pulling my pud [01:07.25] [01:08.39]Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters [01:12.19] [01:13.18]Thank you for having me and being oh so kind [01:16.80] [01:17.37]I've got pains in my arms [01:19.73]And my dong is growing shorter [01:21.63] [01:22.34]My knees have turned to water [01:24.56]And I think I'm going blind [01:26.25] [01:27.17]I've wanked over Italy [01:29.69]I've wanked over Spain [01:31.46] [01:32.07]I've wanked in an omnibus [01:34.00] [01:34.59]I've even had a wank in a train [01:36.14] [01:36.91]I've used a badger and a melon and a cat [01:40.92] [01:41.70]An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat [01:45.64] [01:48.15]And that's why [01:48.93] [01:49.82]I'm a wanker [01:50.96]I'm a wanker [01:51.67] [01:52.34]And it does me good like it bloody well should [01:54.96]I'm a wanker [01:55.93]I'm a wanker [01:56.92]And I'm always pulling my pud [01:59.05]'Ere listen [02:00.04]Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters [02:03.72] [02:04.63]Thank you for having me and being oh so kind [02:08.66]I've got pains in my arms [02:11.27]And my dong is getting shorter [02:12.87] [02:13.92]My knees have turned to water [02:16.13]And I think I'm going blind [02:17.96] [02:18.50]I'm a wanker [02:19.76]I'm a wanker [02:21.05]And it does me good like it bloody well should [02:23.69]I'm a wanker [02:24.68]I'm a wanker [02:25.67]And I'm always pulling my pud [02:27.49] [02:28.10]I'm a wanker [02:29.45]I'm a wanker [02:30.57]And it does me good like it bloody well should [02:33.13]I'm a wanker [02:34.17]I'm a wanker [02:35.32]And I'm always pulling my pud [02:37.11] [02:37.91]I'm a wanker [02:38.92]I'm a wanker [02:40.08]And it does me good like it bloody well should [02:42.61]I'm a wanker [02:43.64]I'm a wanker [02:44.33] [02:44.86]And I'm always pulling my pud [02:47.29]I'm a wanker [02:48.40]I'm a wanker [02:49.58]And it does me good like it bloody well should [02:52.62]I'm a wanker [02:53.51]I'm a wanker [02:54.49]And I'm always pulling my pud [02:56.61]I'm a wanker [02:57.90]I'm a wanker [02:59.26]And it does me good like it bloody well should [03:01.92]I'm a wanker [03:02.93]I'm a wanker [03:04.02]And I'm always pulling my pud [03:06.56]I'm a wanker [03:07.74]I'm a wanker [03:09.02]And it does me good like it bloody well should [03:11.41]I'm a wanker [03:12.48]I'm a wanker [03:13.68]And I'm always pulling my pud