99 Problems (Originally Performed By Jay Z) (Tribute Version)-Ameritz - Tribute

[ti:99 Problems (Originally Performed By Jay Z) (Tribute Version)] [ar:Ameritz - Tribute] [al:99 Problems (Originally Performed By Jay Z) (Tribute Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]99 Problems (Originally Performed By Jay Z) (Tribute Version) - Ameritz - Tribute (阿莫瑞兹音乐) [00:05.64]If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:08.07]I've got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:10.72]I've got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol [00:13.32]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:15.91]Rap critics that say he's Money Cash Hoes [00:18.51]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:21.29]If you grew up with holes in your zapatos [00:23.79]You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough [00:25.71] [00:26.31]I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:28.92]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:31.48]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:33.78]They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so [00:36.87]Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:39.12]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads f**kers [00:42.67]I don't know what you take me as [00:44.42]Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [00:46.81]I'm from rags to riches niggas I ain't dumb [00:49.28]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [00:53.60] [00:54.84]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:57.37]If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:59.71]I've got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [01:02.45]The year is '94 in my trunk is raw [01:04.97]In my rearview mirror is the motherf**king law [01:07.57]Got two choices y'all pull over the car or [01:10.17]Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor [01:12.83]And I ain't tryna see no highway chase with Jake [01:15.31]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [01:17.71]So I pull over to the side of the road I heard [01:20.85]"Son do you know why I'm stopping you for" [01:22.93]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [01:25.42]Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [01:28.25]Am I under arrest or should I guess some more [01:30.53]"Well you was doing fifty-five in a fifty-four [01:33.50]License and registration and step out of the car [01:35.83]Are you carrying a weapon on you [01:37.16]I know a lot of you are" [01:38.31]I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my paper's legit [01:40.38]"Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit " [01:43.44]Well my glove compartment is locked [01:44.81]So is the trunk in the back [01:46.20]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [01:48.68] [01:49.33]"Aren't you sharp as a tack [01:50.55]You some type of lawyer or something [01:52.25]Somebody important or something" [01:53.41]Well I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit [01:56.41]Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [01:58.56]"Well we'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" [02:01.37]I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:04.44] [02:06.70]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:09.30]If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:11.60]I've got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:14.26] [02:16.98]99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [02:19.54]If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:22.08]I've got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [02:24.74]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:26.98]A ni**a like myself had to strong-arm a ho [02:29.42] [02:30.01]This is not a ho in the sense of having a p**sy [02:32.51]But a p**sy having no goddamn sense [02:33.88]Try and push me [02:35.47]I try to ignore him talk to the Lord [02:37.53]Pray for him but some fools just love to perform [02:39.90] [02:40.63]You know the type loud as a motorbike [02:42.78]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:45.16]And only thing that's gon' happen is [02:46.60]I'm-a get to clapping and [02:48.24]He and his boys gonna be yapping to the Captain [02:50.70]And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again [02:53.16]Back through the system with the riff-raff again [02:54.95] [02:55.78]Fiends on the floor scratching again [02:57.22] [02:58.19]Paparazzis with they cameras snapping em [03:00.72]D A try to give a ni**a shaft again [03:03.35]Half a mil' for bail cause I'm African [03:06.00]All because this fool was harassing them [03:08.44]Tryna play the boy like he's saccharine [03:10.00] [03:11.10]But ain't nothing sweet bout how I hold my gun [03:13.43]I got 99 problems being a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:16.28] [03:18.84]99 problems being a b**ch ain't one [03:21.37]If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:23.89]I've got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:26.43] [03:29.12]99 problems being a b**ch ain't one [03:31.72]If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:33.90]I've got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one hit me [03:36.99] [03:42.15]Having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:44.12]I've got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [03:46.56] [03:48.18]You crazy for this one Rick [03:49.89] [03:50.59]It's your boy