Harper Valley Pta-Ameritz - Tribute

[ti:Harper Valley Pta] [ar:Ameritz - Tribute] [al:Harper Valley Pta - A Tribute to Jeannie C Riley] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harper Valley Pta (PTA哈珀谷) - Ameritz - Tribute (阿莫瑞兹音乐) [00:09.85]I want to tell you all a story 'bout [00:12.12]A Harper Valley widowed wife [00:17.59]Who had a teenage daughter [00:19.56]Who attended Harper Valley Junior High [00:23.71] [00:25.21]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:28.18]And didn't even stop to play [00:31.08] [00:32.99]She said "Mom [00:34.04]I got a note here from the Harper Valley P T A " [00:38.64] [00:40.78]The note said [00:41.80]"Mrs Johnson [00:42.49] [00:43.09]You're wearing your dresses way too high [00:46.43] [00:48.42]It's reported you've been drinking [00:50.52]And a-runnin' 'round with men and going wild [00:54.52] [00:56.26]And we don't believe you ought to be [00:58.76]Bringing up your little girl this way" [01:01.70] [01:04.04]It was signed by the secretary [01:05.98]Harper Valley P T A [01:09.24] [01:11.75]Well it happened that the P T A was gonna meet [01:15.03]That very afternoon [01:16.68] [01:19.50]They were sure surprised [01:20.90]When Mrs Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room [01:24.80] [01:27.21]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:28.82] [01:29.48]I still recall the words she had to say [01:32.67] [01:34.82]She said [01:35.53]"I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P T A " [01:40.24] [01:42.68]Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there [01:45.20]And seven times he's asked me for a date [01:48.87] [01:50.51]Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice [01:53.86]Whenever he's away [01:55.89] [01:58.14]And Mr Baker [01:59.14]Can you tell us why [02:00.59]Your secretary had to leave this town [02:03.87] [02:05.83]And shouldn't widow Jones be told [02:07.84]To keep her window shades all pulled completely down [02:11.90] [02:13.64]Well Mr Harper couldn't be here 'cause [02:15.97]He stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again [02:18.92] [02:21.38]And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:23.82]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin [02:27.02] [02:29.11]Then you have the nerve to tell me [02:31.58]You think that as a mother I'm not fit [02:34.44] [02:36.85]Well this is just a little Peyton Place [02:39.34]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites [02:41.74] [02:44.62]No I wouldn't put you on because it really did [02:48.00]It happened just this way [02:50.20] [02:52.33]The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A [02:57.61] [03:00.12]The day my Mama socked it to the Harper Valley P T A