Goodbye Squirrel-The Hit Co.

[ti:Goodbye Squirrel] [ar:The Hit Co.] [al:Lol] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Goodbye Squirrel - The Hit Co. (热歌公司) [00:03.72]Be vewy vewy qwiet we are huntin somethin [00:09.70] [00:17.13]Me and harold muffert were outdoors men [00:20.02] [00:20.84]Set in our backwoods ways [00:22.96] [00:25.46]Both members of the huntin club [00:28.20]Both active in the nra [00:30.47] [00:30.98]National redneck association [00:32.49]We scouted a location where we had no doubt [00:35.63] [00:36.28]We'd kill the biggest buck in the world [00:38.33] [00:39.43]About a 34 pointer [00:40.14] [00:40.76]Harold waited in his tree stand [00:43.25] [00:43.80]But all he seen was a squirrel [00:46.39] [00:50.20]Dang near two weeks since the season started [00:52.96] [00:53.74]And neither one of us was amused [00:56.61]Ha ha ha [00:57.35]We had on real tree camo high powered ammo [01:00.81] [01:01.53]But no big game to shoot [01:03.64] [01:05.24]Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse [01:08.46] [01:09.51]Harold had him in his crosshairs [01:11.44] [01:12.03]Shoot him [01:12.39] [01:13.01]But that squirrel jumped off of a branch above us [01:16.45] [01:17.00]And landed in harold's hair [01:18.95] [01:22.67]Dang get it out dang [01:24.62]No his head he landed [01:26.52]Like a wimp he laid there cryin [01:28.95] [01:30.44]Till i climbed on down [01:32.27]Picked him up off the ground [01:34.15]And it didn't take us long to decide [01:36.79] [01:37.47]That squirrel had to die [01:38.86] [01:41.87]Goodbye squirrel [01:44.77] [01:45.70]With black eyed peas [01:46.58] [01:48.60]You're gonna taste good to me [01:50.20] [01:51.80]Squirrel [01:52.40] [01:53.44]It's you or me [01:54.07] [01:56.64]Come on out of that tree [01:58.07] [01:59.53]Squirrel [02:00.49] [02:01.12]Hey guess what [02:01.68] [02:04.13]You've eaten your last nut [02:05.69] [02:07.40]Squirrel [02:08.87] [02:13.09]Me and harold went down to the surplus store [02:16.28] [02:17.26]Bought a keg of dynamite [02:18.65] [02:21.13]Two baseball bats and a case of miles [02:24.29]We were in for one heck of a fight [02:27.43]We'll show you [02:28.06] [02:28.97]When you're huntin with dumb and dumber [02:32.57]Something's surely bound to go wrong [02:34.77] [02:35.35]Now be careful [02:36.08]And when harold lit that real short fuse [02:39.88]I knew it wouldn't be long [02:42.51] [02:46.02]When the dynamite blew [02:47.53] [02:48.10]Harold's foot did too [02:49.94]And fingers began to fly [02:53.09]Fly [02:53.32] [02:53.88]We were barely alive [02:55.78]When the game warden arrived [02:57.03] [02:57.66]And much to our surprise [02:59.85] [03:00.87]That squirrel didn't die [03:02.34] [03:04.44]Gosh [03:05.22]Goodbye squirrel [03:08.51] [03:09.05]Just one more shot [03:09.69] [03:11.98]You'll be in my crock pot [03:13.52] [03:15.23]Squirrel [03:16.04] [03:16.78]You'll make a lunch [03:17.41] [03:19.80]You overgrown chipmunk [03:21.06] [03:22.97]Squirrel [03:24.57]I'll skin ya hide [03:25.22] [03:27.47]And make a hat when it's dry [03:30.80]Squirrel [03:31.64] [03:34.17]Deadgum earl ronnie milsap could shoot better than you [03:38.03] [03:41.10]Gimme gmme that i said gimme that gimme that gun [03:43.98] [03:45.02]Look out [03:45.29] [03:46.28]Look out no [03:46.88] [03:49.42]I think i killed somethin