Harper Valley PTA-Country Crusaders

[ti:Harper Valley PTA] [ar:Studio Allstars] [al:Just Those One Hit Wonders] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Harper Valley PTA (PTA哈珀谷) - Country Crusaders [00:09.46]I want to tell you all the story [00:11.50]'Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife [00:13.47]Who had a teenage daughter [00:19.24]Who attended Harper Valley Junior High [00:21.68] [00:24.95]Well her daughter came home one afternoon [00:28.47]And didn't even stop to play [00:30.25] [00:32.77]And she said "Mom I got a note here [00:35.21]From the Harper Valley PTA" [00:37.35] [00:40.48]Well the note says "Mrs Johnson [00:42.86]You're wearing your dresses way too high [00:45.75] [00:48.12]It's reported you've been drinkin' [00:49.63]And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild" [00:53.37] [00:55.96]"And we don't believe you ought to be [00:58.26]A bringin' up your little girl this way" [01:00.82] [01:03.82]And it was signed by the secretary [01:06.08]Harper Valley PTA [01:08.19] [01:11.52]Well it happened that the PTA [01:13.74]Was gonna meet that very afternoon [01:15.73] [01:19.19]And they were sure surprised [01:20.70]When Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room [01:23.66] [01:26.91]And as she walked up to the blackboard [01:29.00]I can still recall the words she had to say [01:31.88] [01:34.62]She said "I'd like to address this meeting [01:36.84]Of the Harper Valley PTA" [01:39.67] [01:42.44]"Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there [01:44.67]And seven times he asked me for a date [01:47.17] [01:50.21]And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice [01:53.54]Whenever he's away" [01:55.23] [01:57.92]"And Mr Baker can you tell us [02:00.41]Why your secretary had to leave this town [02:02.90] [02:05.62]And shouldn't widow Jones be told [02:07.64]To keep her window shades all pulled completely down [02:10.91] [02:13.40]"Well Mr Harper couldn't be here [02:15.30]'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again [02:18.06] [02:21.15]And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath [02:23.31]You'll find she's had a little nip of gin" [02:25.95] [02:28.84]"And then you have the nerve to tell me [02:31.28]You think that as a mother I'm not fit [02:33.69] [02:36.64]Well this is just a little Payton Place [02:39.08]And you're all Harper Valley hypocrites" [02:41.40] [02:44.32]No I wouldn't put you on [02:46.28]Because it really did it happened just this way [02:48.94] [02:52.07]That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA [02:57.07] [02:59.82]That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA