Freestyle-Bad Meets Evil

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldn't stop em Quickest d**n gun slingers I've ever seen Got murdered in cold blood That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern And on a quiet night You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da five Nine I don't speak I float in the air wrapped in a sheet I'm not a real person I'm a ghost trapped in a beat I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph And a noise is bred picked up and transmitted through Royce's head AAHHH Trapped him in his room possessed him and hoist his bed Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead Told him each one of his boys is dead I asked him to come to the dark side he made a choice and said Who hard yo I done heard worse We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other To see which one'll swerve first Two blind bandits panic whose mental capacity holds That of a globe on top of nine other planets Kissed the cheek of the devil Intelligence level is hell ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto Dismissal I'm not a fair man disgraced the race of a atheist Intercepting missles with my bare hands like a patriot One track sliced without swords I buried the Christ corpse In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse And stay over worked it's like the Nazis in the nations Collaborating attemptin to take over the earth Cause this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Segal Above the Law cause I don't agree with police either S**t me neither We ain't eager to be legal So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle I breathe ether in three amounts When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain He's insane No I'm not I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off Cause I can't find a decent vain The disaster with dreds I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough To kill my soul after I'm dead When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter Cause I serve any stranger with money I spray a hundred man until they joint chains While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches Piss on a flag and burn it murder you then come to your funeral Serve this lobbyist strangle your body then confirm you Whippin human a*s throwin blows crackin jaws With my fists wrapped in gause dipped in glue and glass I'm blazin MC's at the same time amazin MC's Somehow MC's ain't that eye brow raisin to me From all of angles of us flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche And bust till volcanoes errupt Hello Billy Aiyyo what's up We're comin to get you STOP THEY KNOW IT'S US I used to be a loudmouth remember me Uh ah I'm the one who burned your house down Oh Well I'm out now S**t And this time I'm comin back to blow your house up And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave I'm a put air in a bag and charge people to breathe Cause this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Segal Against peaceful see you in hell for the sequel We'll be waitin See you in hell Wall Street Royce Da five Nine Slim Shady See you in hell for the sequel Bye bye Bad Meets Evil what Till next time And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil Two of the most wanted individuals in the county Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law abiding citizens It's too bad they had to go out the way they did Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon But their spirits still live on till this day Wait did y'all hear that