If I Had A Woman-Sloppy Seconds

[ti:If I Had A Woman] [ar:Sloppy Seconds] [al:First 7 Inches And Then Some] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Had A Woman (Explicit) - Sloppy Seconds [00:11.20]She's got the personality of Darth Vader [00:16.68] [00:17.91]And the mentality of a sixth grader [00:22.83]I better get her now while I still hate her [00:26.53] [00:27.15]The way I hated you [00:29.16] [00:31.13]While she still just a hole to crawl into [00:35.10]And I've still got my pride [00:37.09] [00:40.75]But if I had a woman [00:42.44] [00:45.07]If I had a woman that I could abuse [00:47.81] [00:50.37]If I had a woman that I could cruel to [00:53.55] [00:55.78]Wish I had a woman that I could refuse [00:58.93] [01:01.00]And then I guess that I'd be satisfied [01:03.92] [01:15.41]Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs [01:20.29] [01:20.81]And why can't I let her be just another fertile egg [01:25.16] [01:26.36]I better get her now before I have to beg [01:30.31] [01:31.12]The way I did before [01:32.80] [01:35.11]While I'll still take any port in a storm [01:38.13] [01:38.77]And I've still got my pride [01:40.69] [01:44.47]But if I had a woman [01:46.19] [01:48.70]If I had a woman that I could annoy [01:51.74] [01:54.20]If I had a woman to take all the lashes [01:56.98] [01:59.44]I wish I had a woman that I could destroy [02:02.66] [02:04.60]'Cause then I guess that I'd be satisfied [02:07.67] [02:21.70]Oh God somebody send me a woman [02:24.63] [02:27.29]'Cause I need a woman that I can despise [02:29.96] [02:32.71]I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb [02:36.15] [02:38.17]I need a woman to listen to lies [02:40.90] [02:42.83]And then I guess that I'll be satisfied [02:46.22] [02:50.77]Satisfied [02:51.77] [02:54.28]Then I guess that I'll be satisfied