If I Was the King-Steel Panther/Satchel/Stix Zadinia/Michael Starr/Lexxi Foxx

[ti:If I Was The King] [ar:Steel Panther] [al:All You Can Eat (Bonus Track Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Was the King (Explicit) - Steel Panther/Satchel/Stix Zadinia/Michael Starr/Lexxi Foxx
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:22.29]If I was the King
如果我是国王 [00:23.75] [00:25.06]I would get myself a bitchin' crown
我会给自己戴上皇冠 [00:26.96] [00:28.11]And I'd make all the b**ches call me Sir Michael Starr
我会让所有女人都叫我MichaelStarr爵士 [00:31.64] [00:34.35]I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne
我会拥有一座城堡和一个王座 [00:36.50] [00:37.33]And at night I'd go in the town
到了晚上我会进城去 [00:39.51] [00:40.63]In a big stretch Hummer
开着加长悍马 [00:42.19]With a hot tub and a bar
有热水浴缸和酒吧 [00:44.32] [00:47.36]If I was the King
如果我是国王 [00:49.12] [00:49.91]I would outlaw clothes for chicks
我会取缔给姑娘买衣服 [00:52.31] [00:52.98]So you could see if the shaved their pussies
这样你就能看到他们是否剃了阴毛 [00:56.06]Or if they were hiding dicks
还是说他们藏着好货 [00:58.44] [00:59.40]I'd lower the drinking age
我会降低饮酒年龄 [01:01.58] [01:02.36]So little kids could get drunk too
这样小孩子也能喝到酩酊大醉 [01:04.63] [01:05.41]And I'd make it a f**king
我会让这一切变得糟糕透顶 [01:07.42]Crime to wear a wedding ring
戴婚戒是犯罪 [01:10.52]If I was the King
如果我是国王 [01:12.72] [01:15.59]That'd be f**kin' nice right
那就太好了对吧 [01:17.29] [01:18.57]I'd knock down all the schools [01:20.45] [01:21.48]And put up licquor stores
开几家荔枝店 [01:23.40] [01:24.35]And give free boobjobs to
免费给那些 [01:26.25]The strippers and the whores [01:28.41] [01:30.81]I would outlaw common sense
我会取缔常识 [01:32.94] [01:33.81]Feed the homeless to the wolves
把无家可归的人拿去喂狼 [01:35.95] [01:36.78]And if you didn't like Steel Panther you'd go to jail
如果你不喜欢钢铁豹你会进监狱的 [01:40.84] [01:43.78]If I was the King
如果我是国王 [01:45.45] [01:46.30]I'd make beer the official food
我会把啤酒当做正式食物 [01:48.53] [01:49.34]And you'd never have to take the trash out
你永远不用清理垃圾 [01:52.66]If you happen to be born a dude
如果你碰巧生下来是个男人 [01:54.91] [01:55.77]You could buy hand grenades at Starbucks
你可以在星巴克买到手榴弹 [01:58.08] [01:58.84]And take a sh*t right on the street
在大街上胡作非为 [02:01.08] [02:01.84]And I'd kill Katy Perry so
我会干掉KatyPerry [02:03.90]I wouldn't have to hear her sing
我就不用听她唱歌了 [02:05.81] [02:06.89]If I was the King
如果我是国王 [02:08.85] [02:12.66]Her comes the court jester man
她来了就像小丑一样小丑 [02:14.58] [02:27.25]And if the motherf**king peasents didn't like it
如果这些乡巴佬不喜欢 [02:29.55]I would tell them all to suck my dick [02:32.26]Suck my dick [02:33.73]Suck my dick [02:34.69] [02:37.51]Legalize masturbation [02:39.06] [02:39.65]At every strip joint in the nation
全国每一家脱衣舞俱乐部 [02:41.91] [02:42.63]And the minimum cup size
最小杯型 [02:44.77]Would have to be a double D
必须是那种东西 [02:46.95]Oh yeah [02:47.48] [02:49.83]But if you were in a band
但如果你在一个乐队里 [02:51.46] [02:52.53]You wouldn't have to use your hand
你不必亲自动手 [02:54.43] [02:55.47]There'd be mandatory blowjobs
我们会强制性地为你口交 [02:57.12]For guys like you and me
为了你我这样的人 [02:59.18] [03:02.24]If I was the King
如果我是国王 [03:03.74] [03:04.68]Megan Fox would be my Queen
梅根·福克斯会成为我的女王 [03:06.90] [03:07.72]But I'd still f**k Christie Brinkley
可我还是会和ChristieBrinkley缠绵 [03:10.00] [03:10.95]And any girl older than 16
十六岁以上的女孩 [03:13.19] [03:14.05]I'd execute One Direction
我会执行单向组合 [03:16.36] [03:17.34]And drop a nuke on the Middle East
在中东投下一枚核弹 [03:19.58] [03:20.47]But I'd take the oil first so
但我会先来点好东西 [03:22.56]We wouldn't have to feel the sting
我们就不会有痛苦 [03:24.72] [03:25.23]If I was the King
如果我是国王 [03:27.41] [03:31.72]If I was the King
如果我是国王 [03:33.71] [03:38.03]If I was the King
如果我是国王