One Each Apiece-Stanley Holloway

[ti:One Each A-Piece All Round] [ar:Stanley Holloway] [al:The Essentail Stanley Holloway Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One Each Apiece - Stanley Holloway [00:14.34]Number two four six eight [00:16.32]Private Samuel small [00:18.48]Were up before his Captain [00:20.07]To explain away a brawl [00:21.52] [00:22.21]The Captain said now state your case [00:24.97]But please he be short and brief [00:26.50] [00:27.15]Tell everything that happened [00:28.76]To the best of your belief [00:30.05] [00:31.62]Well now said Sam it's like this saying [00:34.70]Me and some other chaps [00:35.91] [00:36.55]Had a little celebration [00:38.33]And a drink or two perhaps [00:39.74] [00:40.30]It happened to be me birthday [00:42.57]And on counting out I found [00:44.41] [00:44.94]I'd got enough out of me pay [00:47.21]To have only apiece all round [00:49.46] [00:50.65]We drank them up no heeltaps [00:53.02]And then the same again [00:54.24] [00:55.03]Here's a health unto his Majesty [00:57.24]We sang long may he reign [00:59.11] [00:59.70]With chorus after chorus [01:01.97]We made the walls resound [01:04.09] [01:04.72]And then to keep things going [01:06.95] [01:07.46]We had one each apiece all round [01:09.88] [01:11.06]It were nearly time for lights out [01:13.15]And getting rather late [01:14.41] [01:15.10]We had no money left for drinks [01:17.37]So we put them on the slate [01:18.80] [01:19.77]Suddenly out went the lights [01:21.94]Without the slightest warning [01:23.99]We all trooped out but not without [01:26.49]A bottle for the morning [01:27.68] [01:28.60]Across the barrack square we went [01:30.78]As bold as any gentry [01:32.81]It was a lark when in the dark [01:35.31]We come across a sentry [01:36.81] [01:37.80]Alt who goes there the sentry cried [01:41.25] [01:41.83]We firmly stood our ground [01:43.88] [01:45.16]It's only Sam I cried and we've had [01:48.51]One each apiece all round [01:50.75] [01:52.36]We've been drinking drinking [02:01.34] [02:19.51]We got into the barrack room and started to undress [02:23.16] [02:24.04]Just then the Sergeant came along [02:26.39]Straight from the Sergeants Mess [02:28.15] [02:29.41]We shut the door sat on the floor [02:31.85] [02:32.37]We never made a sound [02:34.30] [02:35.15]And to finish off me birthday [02:38.30]We had one each apiece all round [02:41.24] [02:44.03]Well Private Small said Captain [02:46.50]I shall have to punish thee [02:48.15] [02:48.75]For this grave misdemean our [02:51.16]You will get ten days CB [02:53.38] [02:54.97]Ten days CB said Samuel [02:57.22] [02:58.00]That's heavy I'll be bound [02:59.49] [03:00.52]Said Captain Split among your pals [03:03.26] [03:03.83]It's one each apiece all round