Unemployed Boyfriend (Re-Recorded)-Everclear

[ti:Unemployed Boyfriend (Re-Recorded)] [ar:Everclear] [al:Return To Santa Monica] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Unemployed Boyfriend (Re-Recorded) - Everclear [00:04.28]Hi this is Peggy [00:04.87]Leave me a nice message or I'll kill ya [00:06.80] [00:08.04]Hey peggy it's me [00:09.89]You are never going to believe what happened to me today [00:12.88] [00:14.93]I'm sittin' at the unemployment office [00:17.02]Waitin' on my loser of a caseworker in one of those nasty chairs [00:21.29] [00:21.84]When from out of nowhere [00:22.98] [00:23.51]This total stranger walks right up to me [00:26.15]Sits down then leans over and says something like [00:29.88]"This is gonna sound a little obsessive'' [00:31.58] [00:35.78]This is gonna sound a little obsessive [00:38.22]This is gonna sound a little bit strange [00:40.57]I have one thing to say [00:42.51]Before I turn and I walk away [00:45.53]This is gonna sound a little impulsive [00:47.88]This is gonna sound a little insane [00:50.37]I know you don't know me yet [00:52.37]But you and I we will be together someday someday [00:57.77] [00:58.94]I know I know I sound like I'm on drugs [01:02.35]Listen to me when I say [01:05.06]That ever since when I first saw you [01:07.43]Sittin' on your car outside [01:09.83]You asked for a cigarette [01:12.01]I couldn't stop starin' at your eyes [01:14.57]Ever since when I first saw you [01:17.36]Looking bored in that plastic chair [01:19.19] [01:19.77]With the lights of the office around you [01:22.14]Those blond streaks they look so pretty in your black hair [01:25.77] [01:26.43]You look cool and alternative with that disaffected stare [01:31.09]Yeah you want people to think that you just don't care [01:34.41]Hey you can be with me [01:37.21]Yeah 'cause I just might be the one [01:39.96]Who will treat you like you're perfect [01:42.32]Who will always make you come [01:44.62]Hey you can be with me [01:46.10] [01:46.66]Yes I will always let you win [01:49.65]I will never be like those other guys [01:52.07] [01:53.10]I will never be your unemployed boyfriend [01:57.15]Can you believe he said that to me [01:59.11]To me of all people [02:00.37] [02:00.88]I can't even remember the last time a guy took me out [02:02.85]On a date and actually paid for it [02:04.67] [02:06.44]This is gonna sound a little bit out there [02:08.79]This is gonna sound a little insane [02:10.99]I keep having the same dream [02:13.17]You will be the mother of my children someday someday [02:20.82] [02:26.03]I heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy [02:28.92] [02:30.50]I know he is in that famous band [02:33.43] [02:35.73]You look so sad when you are with him [02:38.57] [02:39.63]Yes I never see him reach to hold your hand [02:43.31] [02:44.26]Yeah you can be with me [02:48.37]Yes I will treat you like a queen [02:50.53] [02:51.07]I will go to all those chick flick movies [02:52.88]That I really don't want to see [02:55.35] [02:55.91]Yeah you can be with me [02:57.23] [02:58.01]No I will never let you down [03:00.79]I will never make out with your girlfriend [03:03.51]When I know you're not around [03:05.51]Yes you can be with me [03:07.04] [03:07.82]Yeah I just might be the one [03:10.68]Who will treat you like you're special [03:13.15]I will always make you come [03:15.31]You can be with me [03:17.41]Yes I will always let you win [03:19.90] [03:20.44]I will never be like those other guys [03:23.18] [03:25.11]I will never be like those other guys [03:28.14] [03:28.71]I will never be your unemployed boyfriend [03:33.16]Can you believe this I mean can this be for real [03:35.94]No [03:36.60] [03:37.31]Then he takes my hand writes down his number and just walks away [03:41.06]Whoa [03:41.82]I mean wow but you know the weird thing is [03:44.97]He is actually kinda cute in a really intense way [03:48.82]Kinda like Collin Farrell you know [03:50.61]Intense but sensitive [03:52.74]Anyway I told my bitchy sister about it she just laughed at me [03:56.33]I told her "I'm really excited about it [03:58.25]That I have a really good feeling about this guy" [04:00.36]I told her "This could be the guy"