Mother Molesters-Apathy/Chris Lowe

[ti:Mother Molesters] [ar:Apathy] [al:The Art of Emceeing, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mother Molesters - Apathy/Chris Lowe [00:00.53]Yeah Chelsea Clinton Where you at b**ch [00:03.67]Yeeeaaahhhh you monkey motherf**kers [00:07.37] [00:07.95]This is Celph Titled the motherf**kin' [00:09.94]Trife-A-Saurus Rex [00:11.51]And I've got my motherf**kin ni**a Majik Most [00:14.52]About to molest every female b**ch [00:16.27]In your f**kin family [00:17.18] [00:17.88]You want more info [00:19.23]Dial 1-900-Get-F**ked-Up [00:21.66]For twenty-five stitches a minute [00:23.47]I don't give a f**k if you're handicapped [00:25.39]You talk that sh*t I'll bust a handy cap in that a** [00:28.04] [00:28.80]Yo Majik bust them in the head [00:30.80]And leave 'em retarded [00:31.68]Bring that sh*t ni**a [00:32.71]Yeah yeah yo [00:34.28]Majik Most is here now stop tryin' to rhyme [00:36.61]Even your mom says you just wastin' your time [00:38.55] [00:39.09]I'll catch you in line as you apply for Medicaid [00:41.60]And beat you in the skull with a prosthetic leg [00:43.76] [00:44.29]Majik's got it made all [00:45.60]In-between your girls thighs [00:46.80]Any tough guys get smashed and pulverized [00:49.31]I'm off the hook like fish alibi's [00:50.98]Why diss [00:51.81]It's high risk try this [00:53.32]Die quick in your whip [00:54.63]With a windshield wiper through your iris [00:56.51] [00:57.03]You not feelin' this [00:57.98]I'll crush your grandmothers hip [00:59.51]Then strip the emergency bracelet off her wrist [01:02.08]I love to shoot the gift [01:03.40]Man I rock a Santa suit when inside a vocal booth [01:05.85]I'll blast you through the roof [01:07.18]Just to show and prove [01:08.13]Oh you still want beef (ah ha ha) [01:09.85]I'll bust your chops [01:10.90]F**k you up like a Cyclops [01:12.97]In a w**d spot with no eye drops [01:14.69]Motherf**kers [01:15.59]Hip hop is back (yeah yeah) [01:17.32]But you're a faggot in drag [01:18.56]Rockin' a dress [01:19.78]That used to be your dads [01:21.19]I'll choke you with your do-rag [01:22.36]Slam you on a concrete slab [01:24.25]Oh you mad [01:24.98]Cause Majik Most is so d**e I whack kids [01:27.21]Hijack the city bus with my man Dutch Massive [01:30.02]Hit the strip club [01:30.96]Celph and Ap got free passes [01:32.79]Every verse I write considered classic [01:35.16]A suplex Superman like a girl in a skirt [01:37.48]Bury you in the dirt [01:38.54]Rappers get placed in a world of hurt [01:40.40]You tryin' to mack a dame [01:41.51]But your game doesn't work [01:42.70]You should feel lame and ashamed [01:44.04]When you go home and jerk [01:45.37]Cause I be havin' big titty b**ches buying my shirt [01:47.78]While you lurkin' in the bushes [01:49.02]With a perverted smirk [01:50.33]So jealous of the way I be ridin' the track [01:52.68]You put your walkman on my rap [01:54.17]And fantasize that you're Ap [01:55.46]But I'll be shittin' on you nerd [01:56.83]Motherf**kers for fun [01:57.87]Till I make you mad enough [01:59.09]To come to school with a gun [02:00.60]Beat you up until you cry [02:01.81]And take your money for lunch [02:03.05]They'll be mopping up your face [02:04.28]By the twentieth punch [02:05.62]You faggots get ghost [02:06.52]Puttin' holes in the fabric of clothes [02:08.20]My automatic blows metal [02:09.49]Through the back of your domes [02:10.86]I'm mackin' your hoes [02:11.90]Rapid flows that'll roast opponents [02:13.26]Who play me close or battle with Majik Most [02:15.85]Stop a second and drop your weapon b**ch [02:17.55](b**ch ) [02:17.89]I meant to kill you back [02:18.87]When the doctor stepped in [02:19.93]And said your mom was pregnant [02:21.17]Stomp the section of her stomach [02:22.48]Where a baby doll sleeps [02:23.70]Roast beef with both feet [02:24.99]Wearing weighted golf cleats [02:26.21]Leave behind a blood trail [02:27.31]And a bottle of Seagram's Gin [02:28.92]Covered in my bloody finger print [02:30.18]And blame my evil twin [02:31.37]But since I didn't see you there [02:32.68]I'll burn your studio [02:34.02]I'll fill you with warm slugs [02:35.29]Like you turned marsupial [02:36.26] [02:36.79]I'm like a savage bushman [02:37.78]Chargin' through the outback [02:38.91]I'll kick you in your asses cushion [02:40.24]Whether with or without rap [02:41.35]Whether with or without Ap [02:42.69]Celph or Majik Most [02:43.68]I'll smash your nose [02:44.72]And drag your ghost [02:45.47]Right out from your fractured bones [02:46.80]I'll have your folks singin' church songs [02:48.57]Dressed in black [02:49.39]Your former fans only question asked is [02:50.82]"Where has that herb gone " [02:51.77]I'll stab you [02:52.34]Carve you with a sharp knife and tag you [02:54.15]With bad news [02:54.79]So you know my name and what have you [02:56.81]A lot of rappers gonna die this year [02:58.45]And that's the truth [02:59.17]And I'll probably end up responsible for a few [03:01.57]Communication ain't a problem [03:03.02]My guns speak all languages [03:04.38]Gimme what I want [03:05.27]Or be a dumb ni**a brainless [03:07.03]I'm the complete opposite with drug fiend chicks [03:09.16]I know straight-edge b**ches [03:10.37]That'll smoke crack to suck my dick [03:12.22]Floss through the hood [03:13.19]And stack chips by the cases [03:14.41]I've got more whips [03:15.18]Than a slave-master dominatrix [03:17.03]I won't even do a cameo [03:18.41]I get paid for my ad-libs [03:19.77]Visit your girl and f**k her [03:21.26]From her baby-back ribs [03:22.47]You might as well go snow skiing or somethin' [03:24.67]It's your only chance to rock ice without frontin' [03:27.30]Throw a monkey wrench in your program [03:29.03]Make you go ape sh*t [03:30.05]Attach your head to a launching space ship [03:31.66]Give you a face lift [03:32.70]It's basic [03:33.43]Bury your corpse under the basement [03:34.91]I'm ill enough to start a drug war [03:36.38]With the Jamaicans [03:37.36] [03:38.57]Don't make me have to pop your collar bone [03:40.25]Put the silence on the chrome [03:41.45]And let my Rottweilers roam [03:42.80]Thirsty for blood [03:43.62]Ready to shatter your brain [03:44.76]I talk a lot of sh*t on records [03:46.17]But I can back up my claims [03:47.64]Motherf**ker