The Laughing Policeman-The Andrews Sisters

[ti:The Laughing Policeman] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Old Time British Humor] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Laughing Policeman - The Andrews Sisters [00:08.93]I know a fat old policeman
我认识一个又老又胖的警察 [00:10.68]He's always on our street
他总是站在街上 [00:11.93] [00:12.54]A fat and jolly red-faced man
一个肥胖且面红耳赤的警察 [00:13.91] [00:14.45]He really is a treat
他真的是个威胁 [00:15.73] [00:16.28]He's too kind for a policeman
作为一个警察 他太善良了 [00:18.06]He's never known to frown
他从来没有烦恼过 [00:19.23] [00:20.15]And everybody says
每个人都说 [00:20.94] [00:21.54]He is the happiest man in town
他是城镇里面最快乐的人 [00:23.07] [00:23.98]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:27.89]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:31.80]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:35.49]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [00:38.49] [00:47.38]He laughs upon point duty
他在执勤的时候欢笑 [00:49.02]He laughs upon his beat
他笑着打着节拍 [00:50.15] [00:50.92]He laughs at everybody
他对每一个人都笑 [00:51.98] [00:52.57]When he's walking in the street
当他走在大街上的时候 [00:54.00] [00:54.86]He never can stop laughing
他永远没法停止笑 [00:55.98] [00:56.59]He says he's never tried
他说他从来不会感觉到累 [00:57.85] [00:58.79]But once he did arrest a man
但是有一次他确实逮捕了一个人 [01:00.73] [01:01.24]And laughed until he cried
一直笑着直到他哭了起来 [01:02.21] [01:03.07]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:06.83]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:10.35]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:14.36]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:17.58] [01:26.21]His jolly face is wrinkled
他快乐的脸上布满了皱纹 [01:27.26]And then he shut his eyes
然后他闭上了眼睛 [01:29.10] [01:29.89]He opened his great big mouth
张开了他的大嘴 [01:31.75]It was a wonderous size
张得特别大 [01:33.07] [01:33.77]He said "I must arrest you "
他说 我必须要逮捕你 [01:35.69]He didn't know what for
他也不知道为什么 [01:37.79]And then he started laughing
然后他又开始了笑 [01:38.87] [01:39.58]Until he cracked his fat old jaw
一直笑到下巴脱臼 [01:41.12] [01:41.93]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:45.77]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:49.75]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:53.49]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [01:58.16] [02:05.75]So if you chance to meet him
所以 如果你有机会见到他 [02:07.51]While walking 'round the town
当你在镇里闲逛的时候 [02:08.71] [02:09.43]Shake him by his fat old hand
和他招招手 [02:11.03] [02:11.61]And give him half a crown
给他半克朗 [02:12.92] [02:13.48]His eyes will beam and sparkle
他会对你眨眼睛 [02:15.10]He'll gurgle with delight
他会开心地发出咯咯声 [02:16.44] [02:17.16]And then you'll start him laughing
然后你就会令他哈哈大笑 [02:18.80]With all his blessed might
给他所有的祝福 [02:20.65] [02:21.51]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:25.44]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:29.47]Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha [02:33.51]Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha ha