A Healthy Normal American Boy-Dick Van Dyke/Chita Rivera

[ti:Bye Bye Birdie - Original Broadway Cast: A Normal, Healthy, American Boy (Chita Rivera, Dick Van Dyke, Teen Trio, Reporters, Teenagers, Neighbors)] [ar:Original Broadway Cast Recording] [al:Bye Bye Birdie! - Original Broadway Cast] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.22]He's coming He's coming [00:02.84]Conrad Birdie is coming [00:04.43] [00:12.32]Hey Conrad [00:12.92] [00:13.79]How about answering a few questions [00:15.68]How do you feel about joining in the Army [00:17.49]Ah Ah Ah how does he feel [00:19.28] [00:20.04]You ask how he feels [00:21.06] [00:21.66]He's much too shy to tell you [00:23.26]So I'll tell you how he feels [00:24.86]He feels brave and eager [00:26.41] [00:27.31]Strangely humble [00:28.32] [00:29.17]Proud to be a plain GI [00:31.15]He would gladly face those bullets [00:33.57] [00:34.30]For he's not afraid to die [00:36.35]For he's a fine upstanding [00:39.24]Patriotic healthy normal [00:42.02] [00:42.54]American boy [00:43.88]And that's why he volunteered for [00:45.16]Volunteered [00:45.77]I thought he was drafted [00:47.11]And he appealed [00:48.07]Three times [00:49.04]Sing [00:49.27] [00:49.87]We love you Conrad [00:51.28] [00:51.93]Oh yes we do [00:52.69] [00:53.71]We love you Conrad [00:54.86] [00:55.46]And will be true [00:56.30] [00:57.28]When you're not near us [00:58.48] [00:59.09]We're blue [00:59.98] [01:01.04]Oh Conrad we love you [01:03.67]Very nice [01:04.63]Say what's the pitch on that Hollywood starlet [01:06.68]Conrad [01:07.39]Are you two engaged [01:08.25] [01:08.78]Ah Ah Is he engaged [01:10.29] [01:10.89]Is Conrad engaged [01:11.97] [01:12.57]There's absolutely nothing to the rumor [01:14.92]He's engaged [01:15.92]She's a real pal like a sister [01:18.42] [01:19.32]But it doesn't mean a thing [01:22.03]And that eighteen carat diamond [01:24.89] [01:25.50]It was just a friendship ring [01:28.25]For he's a fine upstanding patriotic [01:32.37] [01:33.01]Healthy normal American boy [01:35.23] [01:35.79]And why was your husband so mad [01:37.40]Sing [01:37.72] [01:38.72]We love you Conrad [01:40.44]Oh yes we do [01:41.44]We love you Conrad [01:42.63]And will be true [01:43.52] [01:58.25]Hey Mr Peterson [01:59.36]Give us a scoop is Conrad still drinking a lot [02:02.20] [02:04.08]Now listen here This gossip must stop [02:06.65] [02:07.18]He goes to church each Sunday [02:08.79]And he doesn't touch a drop [02:10.56]He's as decent as a minister [02:13.61]Absolutely [02:14.41]He's as sober as a judge [02:16.87] [02:17.87]He subscribes to every charity [02:20.81] [02:21.74]And his hobby's making fudge [02:24.38] [02:25.36]For he's a fine upstanding [02:26.94] [02:27.59]Patriotic healthy normal American boy [02:31.43] [02:31.97]Is it true that you found Conrad in a Reform School [02:34.84] [02:36.38]That's a lie [02:37.19] [02:37.88]A lie through and through [02:38.97] [02:39.50]I'll tell you where he came from [02:41.21]Here's the story and it's true [02:42.37] [02:43.46]He was born in Indochina [02:45.58]He was born in old Virginia [02:47.22]Son of missionaries there [02:49.20]On a thousand acre farm [02:50.77]Very poor and very hungry [02:52.83]From a line of wealthy planters [02:54.48]What a cruel life to bear [02:56.39]Full of genteel southern charm [02:58.04]Soon he drifted down to Hong Kong [03:00.41]In evening by the river [03:01.66]To a waterfront saloon [03:03.74]By the moonlight they would croon [03:05.38]That is where I heard him singing [03:07.43]That's where Conrad started singing [03:09.03]Underneath a Hong Kong moon [03:10.99]'Neath that sweet plantation moon [03:13.31]We love you Conrad [03:15.89] [03:16.64]Oh yes we do [03:17.82] [03:19.01]We love you Conrad and we'll be true [03:23.07]Oh oh Conrad we love you [03:26.86] [03:27.90]We love you Conrad we'll be true [03:31.62]For he's a fine upstanding [03:34.07] [03:34.77]Average modest patriotic [03:37.46] [03:38.02]Healthy normal American [03:41.08] [03:42.25]American boy [03:47.67] [03:48.40]Bye Bye Birdie - Original Broadway Cast: A Normal Healthy American Boy (Chita Rivera Dick Van Dyke Teen Trio Reporters Teenagers Neighbors) - Original Broadway Cast Recording