Santa's Rap-The Treacherous Three

Santa's Rap - The Treacherous Three Lyrics for santax27 s rap by the treacherous threekool moe Dee ho ho ho hoo hoo ho hoopen up ya do` I'm santa claus and guess what y'all I got something to show I came to bring some christmas spirit I got a big bag now guess what's in it some for the rich some for the po` So merry christmas and ho ho ho ho ho ho merry Christmas my foot I'ma tell you what santa really put Under my so called tree but in reality Looked like nothing but a decorated pole to me Man you talk about a tree it makes me Wonder cause I never had a tree to put anything under if I ever did luck up and get a tree there was never anything under it for me Man I don't what y'all talking about Cause when I come to your town I just get chased out I thought you would be happy to see santa claus But all y'all say is stick 'em up and give me yours You lucky all you did was get ripped off The next just keep your big fat a** up North because after my last few christmas nights If I see you around my neighborhood I'm shooting on sight And I ain't even got a chimney for you To come down so ain't no need for you to Be coming around cause the last so called santa that Came in with a sack wasn't giving out presents He was taking them back man y'all should be glad that I didn't quit Cause I'm getting too Old for this santa claus sh*t y'all thinking I'm getting Presents made for free I gotta' pay them elves and Ain't nobody paying me you big fat Whale you might as well quit Cause I can name a hundred presents that I didn't get and if I did get a present It would be a hand me down yo I got this for christmas now how that It sounds good to me cause I'm About to freeze you wanna see something Look at the bottom of these me And brothers can't go out at the same time Cause a coat that's theirs is a Coat that's mine Man I know one thing y'all better get off my neck And wait till you get ya welfare check Go on down to the office and stand on the line Better hurry up see I got mine Jingle jangle jingle for the po` And once you get your welfare check Yo kiss my mistletoe ho ho ho ho ho ho That's why the presents keep getting mixed up Cause year after year you keep f**king up And now I know why Cause you're always drunk instead of g I joe You send me this junk that ain't a G I joe that's a g I jerk With a kungfu grip that don't even work So all I did was just put him away Cause my G I joe looked G I gay That's why you don't get presents now Cause you're just ingrates if the G I joe is gay what difference does it make After all he's just a doll ain't too much he Can do if you ask me boy I ain't to Sure about you man forget about that What about these shoes instead of christmas carols I'm singing the blues Staring at the clock looking hard at the time Cause I just played the number combinated on a dime I played 234 and put a penny on 7 combinated 412 And deleted 11 put my last five cents on 356 And after all that I didn't hit sh*t Jingle jangle jingle for the po` And once you get your welfare check You won't play in numbers no mo Ho ho ho won't play'em no mo Alright listen bloato which your big fat Suit next time say no don't send no substitute Because I asked you for a beatbox and you know what I got doug e fresh you know that kid from Down the block doug e fresh beatboxing fresh For a fascimile we must admit doug e fresh is Good and made a perfect fit he's the only reason Why we weren't totally mad without doug e our christmas Would've been really sad Jingle jangle jingle for the po` And once you get your welfare check Even doug E fresh go go Ho ho ho doug e fresh go go To top christmas off I had no loving in a while I love to have sex but I can't afford a child My girl wants a baby but I had to chill She said if you don't want a baby then you take the pill What is christmas for huh what is Christmas for What is christmas for Yeah what is christmas for Wind up toys that don't wind up Talking dolls that don't shut up This is the type of present that you buy When you're poor so that's what You have to settle for and it Ain't no secret that everything's sunny If you're living in palm springs with All that money americanomics works And I won't argue that is true But if the economy is getting better Getting better for who well If you ask me I'm doing much worse Than before with the welfare cuts I don't eat no more so if I did wanna' go out I couldn't go no where Cause I ate every last one of them reindeer Rudolph first I went down the list I got so hungry I just couldn't resist I ate dasher dancer prancer dixon fried'em up And then started to mix'em and before you knew it They were all gone I wonder what y'all gonna do about my reindeer song We'll sing silent night and jingle bells And all those christmas rhymes Cause nobody gives a sh*t about your reindeer and hard times You just jingle and jangle and hang out with the po And when you get your welfare check you can Rent them by the sto well let's Get doug e fresh and magnificent force And head on out the do And leave these party people singing jingle Jangle for the po Jingle jangle jingle for the po` Don't take us for granted Cause you may never know One day when you least expect it We could even up the sco So just jingle jangle jingle with the po` Sing jingle jangle a jingle jangle with the Po` jingle jangle jingle with the po` jingle jangle a Jingle jangle with the po` Jingle jangle jingle with the po` Jingle jangle jingle with the po`