Better Homes and Gardens-SNFU

[ti:Better Homes and Gardens] [ar:SNFU] [al:If You Swear, You'll Catch No Fish] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Better Homes and Gardens - SNFU [00:24.26]Later on when I get old I'm gonna buy myself a better home [00:27.41]One that's better than where I now live [00:29.08]One that doesn't smell like shit [00:30.45]And it will have a garden too [00:31.80]With tulips for me to tiptoe through [00:33.36]And I'll keep my yard so nice and clean [00:35.12]As not to upset the community [00:36.72] [00:42.72]I'll have you know this is my only goal [00:45.28]To have my house inside their centerfold [00:47.68]I can see it now a two-page spread [00:50.63]In Better Homes and Gardens [00:56.72] [01:04.08]Oh how I'd love to be in that magazine [01:05.76]Showing off my favorite recipes [01:07.06]And removing rust from garbage cans [01:08.55]This would make me the proudest man [01:09.72]But it will take a lot from me [01:11.50]For I can't even keep my own room clean [01:13.20]I know that one day I'll see my face [01:14.81]In Better Homes and Gardens [01:16.40] [01:34.56]I'll have you know this is my only goal [01:36.64] [01:37.16]To have my house inside their centerfold [01:39.73]I can see it now a two-page spread [01:42.21] [01:42.75]In Better Homes and Gardens