Redneck Games-The Hit Crew

[ti:Redneck Games] [ar:The Hit Crew] [al:Whiskey and Women: Country Classics, Vol. 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Redneck Games - The Hit Crew (热歌组合) [00:00.75]Greetings [00:02.41]Yall [00:03.97]And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations [00:07.93] [00:08.49]Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them [00:11.64]For the butt whopping they are about to receive [00:15.04] [00:24.07]The Olympics in Georgia [00:25.74]God you know were gonna screw that up [00:28.25]I guarantee you [00:29.26]When they let those doves go at the opening ceremony [00:32.01]There are gonna be guys in the parking lot with shotguns [00:35.75] [00:40.03]And we will not have a flame [00:41.31]That big without a pig on it I guarantee [00:44.07] [00:46.53]Some fat guy going [00:48.28]Danged good barbecue top of them stairs up there [00:51.10] [00:51.67]They ain't got no hand rail be careful [00:54.66] [00:56.10]All of the games that the rednecks play [00:59.47] [01:00.32]There's some crazy events [01:02.75] [01:04.18]And If you know about the redneck ways [01:08.21]Then it makes perfect sense [01:10.84] [01:12.31]Hell the Olympic rings will be [01:13.79]Five old tires nailed together [01:15.96] [01:17.52]See that's my fear they're gonna [01:19.46]Get the list of events [01:20.83]They gonna have no idea what half [01:22.71]This stuff is suppose to be [01:24.49] [01:25.62]Like for fencing [01:26.45]They'll gonna be giving people bailing [01:28.22]Wire and sheet metal [01:29.81] [01:30.77]There probably have to cancel water polo [01:33.03]After the first two or three horses drown [01:35.95] [01:37.16]I tell you instead of discus throwing [01:39.73]They'll be flinging Ford hubcaps [01:42.59] [01:44.21]You can't blame them for the way they are [01:47.48] [01:48.17]But you can sit back and grin [01:50.65] [01:52.18]'Cause they'll do something that is so bizarre [01:55.52] [01:56.23]You'll want to see it again [01:58.60] [02:00.20]If you could ever get inside their minds [02:04.13]There's no telling what you might find [02:07.59] [02:08.19]They just do things in a different way [02:11.61] [02:12.23]All the games that the rednecks play [02:15.69]And you know they haven't even thought [02:17.18]About it [02:17.59]But the river they're having [02:18.69]The kayak races on [02:20.00]Is the same river they filmed Deliverance at [02:23.05] [02:23.88]That ought to add a whole degree [02:25.48]Of difficulty shouldn't it [02:27.02] [02:27.79]'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down [02:29.76]That thing a French man in a pair [02:31.59]Of bicycle pants ain't got a chance [02:34.01] [02:36.43]Be prepared to watch the wildest show [02:39.57] [02:40.27]And making her out in the line [02:42.87] [02:44.17]You may not see them bringing home the gold [02:47.56] [02:48.25]But they'll sure make mama proud [02:50.93] [02:52.31]If you could ever get inside their minds [02:56.19]There's no telling what you might find [02:59.64] [03:00.40]They just do things in a different way [03:03.60] [03:04.47]All the games that the rednecks play [03:07.49] [03:08.15]Pu [03:08.81] [03:09.51]Pu [03:10.21] [03:10.84]Pu [03:11.53] [03:12.34]Hey and I'm gonna work out