The Ticket Inspector-Chance Waters

[ti:The Ticket Inspector] [ar:Chance Waters] [al:The Ticket Inspector] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Ticket Inspector - Chance Waters [00:10.65]Silver teeth and the cockiness of james dean [00:13.08]Body like a cantaloupe head like a baked bean [00:15.60]No gun but he gets pretty irrate [00:18.33]So if you run then you'd better learn to fly mate [00:20.85]He spends his mornings tackling evaders [00:23.32]And daydreaming that they issued him a taser [00:25.75]And if they did all the money he could save 'em [00:28.38]With concession cards and bodies on the pavement [00:31.24]And you might joke he takes his job too seriously [00:35.20]But you don't know all the things he's seen [00:37.75]There's a lot of gum under the seats and people's feet [00:41.69]And you might joke he takes his job too seriously [00:45.56]But you don't know all the things he's seen [00:47.97]There's a lot of punks who ride for free and retirees [00:51.79]But in high school he took two lessons in jiu jitsu [00:56.26]And he was pretty good at it I guess [00:59.50] [01:01.56]Hey hey please don't go and [01:04.27]Go and throw your life away [01:06.86]Don't you don't you run from him [01:09.39]Son cause he'll f**k up your [01:11.82]Day no he's not gonna [01:14.42]Waste his time taking your name [01:17.07]Trust me there'll be no escape [01:19.72]He's got two feet and half a brain [01:22.31]This dude's like paul blart mall cop [01:24.59]If he lost his segway and had a small [01:26.97]Stop what you're doing if you see him with his badge on [01:29.78]Though jane at the office spelt his name wrong [01:32.27]He doesn't have a baton doesn't have a mad dog [01:34.96]Doesn't know a lot of stuff but he throws a fat punch [01:37.80]His mum packs his lunch taught him wrong from right [01:40.07]Saving the world one ticket at a time [01:42.22] [01:42.89]And you might joke he takes his job too seriously [01:46.82]But you don't know all the things he's seen [01:49.26]Sometimes children ride for cheap or talk loudly [01:52.69]And you might joke he takes his job too seriously [01:56.81]But you don't know all the things he's seen [01:59.40]There's a lot bums up on these seats and sometimes feet [02:03.41]But in high school he was one of the members [02:06.80]In the runner-up 4 by 100 meter relay team he still polishes his medal [02:12.04] [02:12.98]Hey hey please don't go and [02:15.63]Go and throw your life away [02:18.35]Don't you don't you run from him [02:20.99]Son cause he'll f**k up your [02:23.40]Day no he's not gonna [02:25.65]Waste his time taking your name [02:28.53]Trust me there'll be no escape [02:31.24]He's got two feet and half a brain [02:33.80] [02:34.92]They wouldn't let him in the army oh no-o-o-o-o [02:39.18] [02:40.12]The wouldn't let him be a sergeant oh no-o-o-o-o [02:45.13]A fireman was far too hard a thing for him to be [02:49.19] [02:50.29]He'd write parking tickets but he doesn't like to read [02:54.60]But in high school he lost a jellybean count [02:58.50]And the winner didn't share them maybe that's what this all stems from [03:02.93] [03:04.41]Hey hey please don't go and [03:06.76]Go and throw your life away [03:09.32]Don't you don't you run from him [03:11.93]Son cause he'll f**k up your [03:14.40]Day no he's not gonna [03:16.78]Waste his time taking your name [03:19.83]Trust me there'll be no escape [03:22.39]He's got two feet and half a brain [03:24.80]Hey hey please don't go and [03:27.03]Go and throw your life away [03:29.72]Don't you don't you run from him [03:32.41]Son cause he'll f**k up your [03:34.73]Day no he's not gonna [03:37.53]Waste his time taking your name [03:39.98]Trust me there'll be no escape [03:42.42]He's got two feet and half a brain