Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion-UGK

[ti:Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion] [ar:UGK (Underground Kingz)] [al:Dirty Money] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion - UGK [00:01.96]Uh Uh One time for yo' muthaf**kin' whuut [00:07.40]Back b**ch uh Kool Ace whuut UGK huh [00:12.46]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [00:13.90]And pimpin' ain't never died [00:15.28]Mo' pimps was on that ** [00:16.72]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [00:18.46]The dikes done came through [00:19.96]And straight threw off all the game; [00:21.46]Got all these hoes thinkin' [00:22.78]They could manage they own change [00:24.28]But it ain't no illusion [00:25.40]I know you all have witnessed [00:27.59]He rollin' in my Caady mo' [00:29.22]Wit' fly b**ches [00:30.59]Makin' ole deals: Now ho huh huh [00:32.59]Ain't Bob Barker [00:33.65]But I'm caught up in this game [00:35.03]Mo' like Peter Parker [00:36.72]P-I-M-P take the P's that I am [00:39.65]I want you payin' hoes in my army [00:41.15]Like uh Uncle Sam [00:42.72]And we gon' jam [00:43.97]I'm talkin' 'bout the world greatest show [00:45.85]I know my sh*t is extreme [00:47.10]But I'm all about them does [00:50.50]When I'm steppin' on the scene [00:51.38]Be there four deep hella clan [00:52.19]My reality is your favorite dream [00:55.13]Stop that sh*t daddy [00:56.57]Best believe Kool Ace gon' keep it real [00:58.25]Pimp C & Bun B to testify for the ear [01:01.00]Excuse me y'all but this about Southern sh*t [01:04.38]Now tell me can you uh feel this b**ch [01:08.07]We givin' 'em brain contusions [01:10.76]Pimp C what's the conclusion [01:12.76]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [01:13.95]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [01:15.26]And pimpin' ain't never died [01:16.51]Mo' pimps was on that ** [01:18.32]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [01:19.88]The dikes done came through [01:21.13]And straight threw off all the game; [01:22.69]Got all these hoes thinkin' [01:25.34]They could manage they own change [01:26.53]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [01:27.59]And pimpin' ain't never died [01:28.91]Mo' pimps was on that ** [01:30.40]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [01:32.09]The dikes done came through [01:33.40]And straight threw off all the game; [01:35.09]Got all these hoes thinkin' [01:36.53]They could manage they own change [01:38.28]Pimpin' ain't dead ni**a it just began [01:41.21]How the f**k you know Sweet Jones [01:42.84]My hoes still out there sellin' a** [01:44.15]Yo' b**ch is out of pocket [01:45.66]'Cause yo' pimpin' was scary; [01:46.66]Real hoes gon' front on a simp [01:48.71]But she gon' do it for daddy [01:50.16]F**k niggas watch them mack and pimp on my floozie; [01:53.22]But boy my b**ches know the difference [01:55.59]Between real pimpin' and movies [01:56.60]It's the difference between real leather [01:58.03]And that sh*t at yo' house [01:59.41]I don't know what y'all doin' up there [02:00.97]But we really pimpin' in the South [02:02.41]Every since I was 17 [02:03.78]I been stackin' my green: [02:05.47]Went for servin' rocks to fiends [02:07.09]And rockin' club full a teens [02:08.59]Went from bumpin' Screw in Houston [02:10.47]Sippin' promythazine [02:11.58]To ridin' in a 8 600 with sheath [02:14.20]To smokin' on sticky green [02:15.02]I'm still Pimp C b**ch [02:15.96]I'm claimin' P A they hate us; [02:17.71]But me and Kool Ace rollin' a Lexus [02:19.45]Sittin' on all gold Daytons [02:20.77]B**ch take a look around [02:22.46]Those hoes steady choosin' [02:23.89]This is the conclusion [02:25.52]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [02:27.52]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [02:28.83]And pimpin' ain't never died [02:31.65]Mo' pimps was on that ** [02:32.59]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [02:33.65]The dikes done came through [02:34.96]And straight threw off all the game; [02:36.65]Got all these hoes thinkin' [02:38.15]They could manage they own change [02:39.78]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [02:41.03]And pimpin' ain't never died [02:42.53]Mo' pimps was on that ** [02:44.15]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [02:45.78]The dikes done came through [02:47.22]And straight threw off all the game; [02:49.03]Got all these hoes thinkin' [02:50.28]They could manage they own change [02:52.03]If you got any love fo' that broad you wit' [02:53.84]Ni**a move her 'fore you lose her [02:56.28]'Cause a beggar ain't a muthaf**kin' chooser [02:58.47]Third leg is a b**ch abuser infamous [02:59.85]In cities where big pimpin' is my hoes clean [03:02.84]No AIDS herpies cyphillis [03:04.28]Come catch a wif a this [03:05.60]Damn can't you taste it [03:07.47]Now yo' money's up in smoke [03:08.84]Like you freebased it [03:10.22]Now b**ch replaced it [03:11.47]Wit' a sexual favor [03:13.09]But don't get mad at real pimpin' ni**a [03:16.09]Check yo' behavior and savor [03:16.78]The aroma from Promona to Tacoma; [03:18.84]Got my pimpin' diploma for bein' a Cadillac chromer [03:20.28]F**k a Sonoma [03:23.53]I'm on a mission for Benzes [03:25.34]Knowin' 'xactly where my ends is [03:27.22]Ballin' relentless [03:27.59]And then my friends is [03:29.22]Slappin' niggas with glass chins [03:31.91]It's funny sendin' tricks home [03:34.38]Broke and defenseless; and ever since this [03:35.88]Boy been pimpin' the pen [03:37.82]I promise never to ever leave home [03:39.69]Without my pimpin' again that's why [03:41.97]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [03:43.21]And pimpin' ain't never died [03:44.40]Mo' pimps was on that ** [03:45.71]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [03:47.53]The dikes done came through [03:48.53]And straight threw off all the game; [03:50.35]Got all these hoes thinkin' [03:51.85]They could manage they own change [03:53.41]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [03:55.03]And pimpin' ain't never died [03:56.72]Mo' pimps was on that ** [03:58.34]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [03:59.78]The dikes done came through [04:00.97]And straight threw off all the game; [04:02.65]Got all these hoes thinkin' [04:04.09]They could manage they own change [04:05.90]You know I got to tell you players what I'm talkin' about: [04:08.53]My b**ch got bold opened a bank account [04:11.67]When I found the b**ch checkbook [04:13.35]I didn't get mad [04:14.61]'Cause there was no doubt that I be gettin' the cash [04:17.86]I broke it down to her [04:19.54]She gave me the dough; [04:20.80]Do you remember what you was [04:22.48]Before I made you a ho [04:23.92]You was a broke b**ch [04:25.17]You couldn't even smoke sh*t [04:27.29]Couldn't stay fo-cused [04:27.81]And don't forget it b**ch [04:30.56]Yo' whole life changed the day you met me [04:33.50]Now you think you need a bank account [04:35.38]Baby I can't see [04:36.63]You managin' this money it's too much [04:39.38]All you do is look good [04:41.00]And then you f**k [04:42.75]Git my money git yo' money [04:44.06]It's all the same [04:45.56]The sh*t ain't even funny when you talk about this game [04:48.88]They call me Too $hort baby [04:50.31]I'm still in it [04:51.69]Ain't no camouflage [04:52.94]Nuttin' but this real pimpin' beeyatch [04:55.19]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [04:57.96]And pimpin' ain't never died [04:59.53]Mo' pimps was on that ** [05:00.47]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [05:01.46]The dikes done came through [05:02.53]And straight threw off all the game; [05:04.22]Got all these hoes thinkin' [05:05.62]They could manage they own change [05:07.37]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [05:08.69]And pimpin' ain't never died [05:10.43]Mo' pimps was on that ** [05:11.81]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [05:13.62]The dikes done came through [05:14.87]And straight threw off all the game; [05:16.49]Got all these hoes thinkin' [05:17.87]They could manage they own change [05:20.18]Pimpin' ain't no illusion [05:21.00]And pimpin' ain't never died [05:22.56]Mo' pimps was on that ** [05:23.94]And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry [05:25.76]The dikes done came through [05:27.20]And straight threw off all the game; [05:28.88]Got all these hoes thinkin' [05:30.26]They could manage they own change [05:32.45] Pimpin' ain't no illusion