If You Were Gay-Avenue Q

[ti:If You Were Gay] [ar:John Tartaglia] [al:Avenue Q] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If You Were Gay - Avenue Q [00:02.35]Aah an afternoon alone with
一个午后 孤单一人 [00:04.81]My favorite book Broadway
与最爱的书作伴 百老汇 [00:06.83]Musicals of the 1940s
四十年代的音乐剧 [00:09.23]No roommate to bother me
没有室友来打扰 [00:10.70]How could it get any better than this
有什么会比这更好呢 [00:12.49] [00:13.09]Oh hi Rod
你好 Rod [00:13.55] [00:14.14]Hi Nicky
你好 Nicky [00:15.18]Hey Rod you'll never
嘿 Rod 你永远不会 [00:16.39]Guess what happened to
猜到发生了什么 [00:17.55]Me on the subway this morning
今天清晨 我在地铁上 [00:18.70]This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
这个人朝着我笑 还与我交谈 [00:22.63]That's very interesting
那很有趣 [00:23.18] [00:23.87]He was being real friendly
他真的十分友好 [00:25.87]And I think he was coming on to me
我认为他对我有好感 [00:28.18]I think he might've thought I was gay
我想他或许认为我是一个同志 [00:32.34]Ahem so uh why are you telling me this
为什么你要告诉我这些 [00:34.85]Why should I care
为什么我要在意这些 [00:36.02]I don't care
我不在意 [00:36.78]What did you have for lunch today
今天中午你要吃些什么 [00:38.66]Oh you don't have to get
你不需要这样 [00:39.92]All defensive about it
对它十分排斥 [00:40.67]I'm NOT getting defensive
我没有排斥 [00:41.87] [00:42.38]What do I care about some gay guy you met okay
为什么我要关心你遇到的一个同志 [00:44.25]I'm trying to read
我在专心阅读 [00:46.37]Oh I didn't mean anything by it
我并没有别的意思 [00:48.57]I just think it's something we should be able to talk about
我只是想 我们或许可以谈谈这件事 [00:51.95]I don't want to talk about it
我不想谈这件事 [00:53.09] This conversation is over
对话结束了 [00:53.98]Yeah but
是的 [00:54.33]OVER
结束了 [00:55.34] [00:56.78]Well okay but just so you know
好吧 只是想让你知道 [00:59.94]IF YOU WERE GAY
如果你是同志 [01:02.68]THAT'D BE OKAY
没有关系 [01:04.24] [01:04.98]I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY
嘿 我是想说 [01:06.40] [01:07.49]I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY
我还会喜欢你 [01:09.61] [01:10.12]BECAUSE YOU SEE
因为你瞧 [01:11.31] [01:12.39]IF IT WERE ME
如果那是我 [01:15.07]I WOULD FEEL FREE
我会觉得很自在 [01:16.64]TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
告诉别人我是一个同志 [01:18.85]BUT I'M NOT GAY
但是我不是 [01:20.75]Nicky please
Nicky 摆脱 [01:22.04]I am trying to read
我在专心阅读 [01:23.47] [01:27.05]What
什么 [01:27.31]IF YOU WERE QUEER
如果你不是同志 [01:29.10]Ah Nickey
Nicky [01:30.16]I'D STILL BE HERE
我还会在这里 [01:31.61]Nickey I'm trying to read this book
Nickey 我正在阅读这本书 [01:33.07]YEAR AFTER YEAR
年复一年 [01:34.29]Nickey
Nickey [01:34.57]BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
因为对我来说 [01:36.83]TO ME
你是宝贝 [01:37.60]Argh
唉 [01:37.91]AND I KNOW THAT YOU
而我也知道 [01:39.42]What
什么 [01:40.15]WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO
也会接受我 [01:41.95]I would
我会吗 [01:42.66]IF I TOLD YOU TODAY
如果今天我告诉你 [01:44.61]HEY GUESS WHAT
嘿 猜猜是什么 [01:45.68]I'M GAY
我是同志 [01:46.43]BUT I'M NOT GAY
但是我不是 [01:48.26]I'M HAPPY
我很高兴 [01:50.15]JUST BEING WITH YOU
和你在一起 [01:51.72]High Button Shoes Pal Joey
高跟鞋 灯红酒绿 [01:53.30]SO WHAT SHOULD IT
那和我 [01:54.58]MATTER TO ME
有什么关系 [01:55.48]WHAT YOU DO IN BED
你在床上 [01:57.00]WITH GUYS
和别人做什么 [01:57.45] [01:58.02]Nickey that's GROSS
Nickey 那很粗鲁 [01:59.46]No it's not
不 不是 [02:00.41]IF YOU WERE GAY
如果你是同志 [02:03.18]I'D SHOUT HOORAY
我会呼喊万岁 [02:05.22]I am not listening
我不听 [02:05.91]AND HERE I'D STAY
我会留在这里 [02:07.44]La la la la la [02:08.41]BUT I WOULDN'T GET
但是我不会 [02:09.15]IN YOUR WAY
阻拦你 [02:10.05]Aaaah [02:10.23]YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
你可以相信我 [02:12.09]TO ALWAYS BE
永远相信 [02:14.18]BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY
每天陪在你的身边 [02:16.27]TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY
告诉你这没有关系 [02:18.34]YOU WERE JUST BORN
你只是生来就是 [02:19.39]THAT WAY
那样 [02:20.27]AND AS THEY SAY
就像他们说的那样 [02:21.36]IT'S IN YOUR DNA
基因早就注定 [02:22.39]YOU'RE GAY
你是同志 [02:23.65]BUT I'M NOT GAY
但是我不是 [02:25.25]If you were gay
如果你是同志 [02:26.51]Argh
唉