If I Were Gay-Stephen Lynch

[ti:If I Were Gay] [ar:Various Artists] [al:DISCO类单曲A] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch [00:21.44]Here we are dear old friend [00:25.83]You and I drunk again [00:29.93]Laughs have been had and tears have been shed [00:34.68]Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head [00:39.03]But if I were gay [00:40.92]I would give you my heart [00:43.48]And if I were gay [00:45.27]You'd be my work of art [00:48.03]And if I were gay [00:49.78]We would swim in romance [00:52.23]But I'm not gay [00:54.49]So get your hand out of my pants [00:57.53] [01:05.24]It's not that I don't care [01:08.36]I do [01:09.53]I just don't see myself in you [01:14.14]Another time [01:16.10]Another scene [01:17.97]I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean [01:22.77]If I were gay [01:24.37]I would give you my soul [01:26.78]And if I were gay [01:28.53]I would give you my whole being [01:31.24]And if I were gay [01:32.71]We would tear down the walls [01:35.57]But I'm not gay [01:37.42]So won't you stop cupping my hand [01:44.53] [01:48.45]We've never hugged [01:50.29]We've never kissed [01:52.53]I've never been intimate with your fist [01:57.07]You have opened brand new doors [02:01.17]Get over here and drop your drawers