The Piano Has Been Drinking [Not Me]-Tom Waits

[ti:The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) (LP Version)] [ar:Tom Waits] [al:Small Change] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Piano Has Been Drinking [Not Me] - Tom Waits (汤姆·威兹) [00:11.24]The piano has been drinking [00:14.19] [00:16.84]My neck tie is asleep [00:19.06] [00:21.65]And the combo went back to New York [00:25.82] [00:27.43]The jukebox has to take a leak [00:31.11] [00:32.62]And the carpet needs a haircut [00:35.64] [00:37.54]And the spotlight looks like a prison break [00:41.46] [00:42.57]Cause the telephone is out of cigarettes [00:46.42] [00:48.16]And the balcony is on the make [00:52.02] [00:53.36]And the piano has been drinking [00:56.31] [00:58.47]The piano has been drinking [01:01.93] [01:03.70]And the menus are all freezing [01:06.93] [01:09.26]And the lightman's blind in one eye [01:12.74] [01:13.74]And he can't see out of the other [01:17.59] [01:19.04]And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid [01:23.59] [01:24.40]And showed up with his mother [01:27.73] [01:29.76]And the piano has been drinking [01:33.20] [01:35.28]The piano has been drinking [01:38.49] [01:40.50]Cause the bouncer is a sumo wrestler [01:45.17] [01:46.48]Cream puff Casper milquetoast [01:49.73] [01:51.24]And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fencepost [02:00.16] [02:01.72]Cause the piano has been drinking [02:05.02] [02:07.20]The piano has been drinking [02:10.60] [02:12.54]And you can't find your waitress [02:16.03] [02:17.64]With a Geiger counter [02:20.70] [02:22.80]And she hates you and your friends [02:26.30] [02:27.09]And you just can't get served [02:30.66]Without her [02:31.49] [02:33.36]And the box office is drooling [02:36.37] [02:38.92]And the bar stools are on fire [02:41.60] [02:43.83]And the newspapers were fooling [02:47.79] [02:49.05]And the ashtrays have retired [02:52.31] [02:54.29]And the piano has been drinking [02:58.20] [02:59.75]The piano has been drinking [03:02.86] [03:05.12]The piano has been drinking [03:08.40] [03:10.39]Not me not me not me not me not me