Rap God-Monster

[ti:Rap God] [ar:Monster] [al:Rap God] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Rap God - Monster [00:01.72]Look I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
听着 我原本打算对你手下留情 不去伤害你 [00:05.76]But I'm only going to get this one chance
可我要把握这唯一的机会 [00:08.91]Something's wrong I can feel it
我感觉到哪里不对劲 [00:10.87]Just a feeling I've got
我只是觉得 [00:12.40] [00:12.96]Like something's about to happen
要出大事儿了 [00:14.45] [00:15.24]But I don't know what
但我不知道会发生什么 [00:16.34] [00:16.86]If that means what I think it means
那就意味着 我的意思是 [00:18.43]We're in trouble big trouble
我们会有**烦 [00:20.17] [00:20.88]And if he is as bananas as you say
如果他是像你所说的那种人 [00:22.87]I'm not taking any chances
我不会冒这个险的 [00:24.15] [00:24.99]You are just what the doc ordered
你就是老师眼里的佼佼者 [00:26.52]I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God Rap God
此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临 [00:29.59]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆 [00:32.79]Now who thinks their arms
就好像打手背的游戏 [00:33.79]Are long enough to slap box slap box
谁都认为自己胳膊足够长能打到对方 [00:35.99]They said I rap like a robot so call me rap-bot
我的说唱完美得像个机器 你们大可叫我说唱机器 [00:38.43]But for me to rap like a computer
像我这般厉害的说唱 [00:39.78]Must be in my genes
可能是源于基因 [00:40.74]I got a laptop in my back pocket
可虽说我兜里装着笔记本 [00:42.45]My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
我的笔还是会在半击发状态冲膛而出 [00:44.17]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
通过饶舌 我赚得盆盈钵满 [00:45.78]Made a livin' and a killin' off it
我名声大噪 风光无限 [00:47.08]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
当年克林顿还是美国总统 [00:48.68]With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
还在和莫妮卡翻云覆雨 [00:50.67]I'm an MC still as honest
时至今日 我依然是个敢说实话的人 [00:51.85]But as rude and as indecent as all hell
只不过我极度粗俗无礼 无赖下流 [00:53.54]Syllables skill-a-holic
肆意妄为 [00:54.52]Kill 'em all with
秒杀他们 [00:55.25]This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
这就是所谓即兴的 扯东扯西的嘻哈 [00:56.55]You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
你一定不想掺和 [00:58.03]With this rappity-rap
这充满火药味的说唱较量 [00:58.87]Packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
小心我车后藏着的冲锋枪 [01:00.49]Backpack rap crap yap-yap yackety-yack
拒绝俗套的说唱 无关联的词我也赋予韵脚 [01:02.09]And at the exact same time
与此同时 [01:03.16]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
我一边练习一边尝试高难度饶舌技巧 [01:05.12]I'll still be able to break a mothaf**kin' table
我依然能一下打倒一桌人 [01:06.69]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
包括从前那两位基佬 我能把他们撕成两半 [01:08.75]Only realized it was ironic
事后想想当初质疑我签公司的人 [01:09.88]I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
真是讽刺到家了 [01:11.99]How could I not blow All I do is drop F-bombs
我怎么可能不火爆 而我要做的就是 [01:14.15]Feel my wrath of attack
抛下满载我愤怒的** [01:15.26]Rappers are having a rough time period
于是说唱歌手们的那几天就不太好过 [01:16.65]Here's a maxi pad
送你大号护垫 [01:17.60]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
这对那些渣渣来说简直就是悲剧 [01:19.50]While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece
而我用神来之笔写出这首无与伦比的力作 [01:21.72]I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God Rap God
此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临 [01:24.67]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆 [01:27.91]Now who thinks their arms
就好像打手背的游戏 [01:29.07]Are long enough to slap box slap box
谁都认为自己胳膊足够长能打到对方 [01:31.18]Let me show you maintainin' this shit
来看看我如何轻松地笑到最后 [01:32.82]Ain't that hard that hard
并没有那么难啊 [01:34.36]Everybody want the key and the secret
每个人都想要秘诀 [01:35.80]To rap immortality like I have got
如何成为我这种不朽说唱传奇 [01:37.64]Well to be truthful the blueprint's
只不过实话实说而已 [01:38.83]Simply rage and youthful exuberance
其实这诀窍就是燃烧我的青春 [01:40.45]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
人们喜欢吹捧我有伤大雅的歌词 [01:41.91]Hit the Earth like an asteroid
做得都是摘星射月的大事 [01:43.11]Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since
因为自出道我就惊天地泣鬼神 [01:44.37]Pew pew pew
人满为患 [01:44.98]MC's get taken to school with this music
我的音乐让MC们自惭形秽 补习押韵 [01:46.73]'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
因为我创作的歌词韵脚完美 无懈可击 [01:48.52]Now I lead a new school full of students
如同当年引领风潮 [01:50.22]Me I'm a product of Rakim Lakim Shabazz 2Pac
我本人 [01:52.85]NWA Cube hey Doc Ren Yella Eazy thank you they got Slim
集之大成 真心感谢 [01:56.77]Inspired enough to one day grow up
是他们让我汲取了足够灵感 [01:58.35]Blow up and be in a position
厚积薄发才到了今天的地位 [01:59.65]To meet Run–DMC and induct them
让我能在09年把Run D.M.C引进摇滚名人堂 [02:01.39]Into the mothaf**kin' Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame
尽管我这种邪恶化身 [02:04.06]Even though I'll walk in the church
一进教堂就会被上帝燃成烈焰 [02:05.36]And burst in a ball of flames
我唯一能被引荐入住的名人堂就是酒鬼名人堂了 [02:06.53]Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
我***的过去 [02:09.26]On the wall of shame
被钉在耻辱柱上 [02:10.51]You fags think it's all a game
你们这帮废物以为这只是儿戏 [02:12.01]Till I walk a flock of flames
直到我搞出些名堂 [02:13.83]Off a plank and tell me what in the f**k are you thinkin'
告诉我你在想些什么 [02:16.56]Little gay-looking boy
搞基小男孩 [02:17.45]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
我都没法像你那么直接地跟别人形容你这样的货色 [02:19.81]You're witnessing a massacre
你见证了我掀起的这场狂屠 [02:21.11]Like you're watching a church gathering take place looking boy
围观这些受害者就像**的宗教狂徒那么多 [02:22.91] [02:23.46]Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say looking boy
哦嘿 这小子是基佬 人们都这么说 [02:26.39]You get a thumbs up pat on the back
还有人竖大拇哥 赞赏有加 [02:27.86]And a way to go from your label every day looking boy
你就乖乖地做任公司摆布的玩偶 [02:29.65]Hey looking boy what you say looking boy
嘿 那个谁 你还有什么想说的 [02:31.33]I get a hell yeah from Dre looking boy
我身后还有个喜欢像Dr.Dre一样说着嘿耶 [02:32.91]I'ma work for everything I have never ask nobody for shit
我要为我拥有的一切努力工作 [02:35.13]Get outta my face looking boy
你赶紧滚开 [02:36.25]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
其实你的能力根本就不够 [02:37.88]Of keeping up with the same pace looking boy
用来跟上我这么快的节奏 [02:39.42]'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God Rap God
此刻我感觉好像说唱之神降临 [02:42.50]All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
所有小伙伴都跟着前后摇摆 [02:45.79]The way I'm racing around the track call me NASCAR NASCAR
在每个音轨间穿梭自如 叫我纳斯卡 [02:49.01]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park the White Trash God
住在拖车公园的车神 其他人眼里的上帝 [02:51.55]Kneel before General Zod
死于赛道 [02:52.77]This planet's Krypton no Asgard Asgard
快跪迎佐德将军的莅临 [02:55.49]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin you rodent I'm omnipotent
若你是雷神索尔 那我就是你爹奥丁 [02:58.65] [02:59.20]Let off then I'm reloadin'
扔下一枚** 迅速就能再装填一枚给你 [03:00.66]Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
最好别把我唤醒 [03:02.41]And I should not be woken
我是不死传奇 [03:03.99]I'm the walking dead
形同行尸走肉 [03:04.95]But I'm just a talking head a zombie floatin'
只剩下会说话的头颅在街上游走 [03:07.20]But I got your mom deep throatin'
去你的 [03:08.86]I'm out my Ramen Noodle
我的大脑不受控制 [03:10.33]We have nothing in common poodle
别以为咱们有什么共同点 你不过是个下贱走狗 [03:11.84]I'm a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm
我是凶恶的杜宾犬 [03:14.38]And pay homage pupil
把你扼死在怀里以示真诚 [03:15.26]It's me my honesty's brutal
我的诚恳是如此残忍蛮横 [03:17.76]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
可如果我把我曾经的付出白白荒废 那就什么用都没有 [03:21.04]For good at least once in a while
所以我时不时地来 [03:22.42]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch
看看我的草稿和涂鸦是否散落在某处 [03:24.01]I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
我要写足够多的饶舌 [03:25.33]To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
还要用上许多双关 [03:28.02]But I gotta keep a few punchlines
才能让效仿我的废材渡过难关 [03:29.36]Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
来确保有公司把他们签入帐下 [03:31.08]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
所以说唱歌手们看到我就好像看到美味佳肴 [03:33.55]I know there was a time where once I
我知道我曾经有一阵子 [03:35.34]Was king of the underground
堪称地下说唱王者 [03:36.41]But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
现在我依然如法老般称王 [03:38.39]So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine
所以我对歌词反复咀嚼 可还是有人断章取义 [03:40.95]Appeal with the skin color of mine
炒作我的肤色 让我大红大紫 [03:42.49]You get too big and here they come tryin' to
人们就开始花时间去大做文章 [03:44.38]Censor you like that one line
歌词写道 [03:45.92]I said on I'm Back from the Mathers LP 1 when I tried to say
I'm Back和Mathers LP专辑 [03:49.13]I'll take seven kids from Columbine
我想把儿童剧里的七个孩子带出来 [03:50.69]Put 'em all in a line add an AK-47 a revolver and a 9
一个个站好 拿他们用AK-47 左轮枪和微冲试试枪法 [03:54.20]See if I get away with it now
我倒真想看看时至今日 [03:55.90]That I ain't as big as I was but I'm
我这么做是否还有人关注 [03:57.75]Morphin' into an immortal
现在的我已经 [03:59.12]Coming through the portal
踏入了永生的大门 [04:00.22]You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
可你还停留在我2004年的作品风格 [04:02.47]And I don't know what the f**k that you rhyme for
我真不知道你们还有什么新鲜的 [04:04.71]You're pointless as Rapunzel with f**king Cornrows
都快把童话里的长发莴苣姑娘改成玉米辫子头 [04:07.18]You write normal F**k being normal
你们泯然众生 我才不同流合污 [04:08.97]And I just bought a new raygun from the future
穿越未来带着镭射枪 [04:10.87]Just to come and shoot ya
给你一枪 [04:11.80]Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
就像Fabolous攻击Ray J一样 [04:13.51]'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Fab说Ray那猥琐样还敢往拳王梅威瑟的聚会上站 [04:15.30]Singing to a man while they played piano
一边弹琴还一边对着个男的唱歌 [04:16.92]Man oh man that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
我的老天 [04:20.10]So Ray J went straight to the radio station
当年这事儿都成了电视上的一周特讯了 [04:21.99]The very next day Hey Fab I'ma kill you
于是第二天Ray J就直奔电台 [04:24.01]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed
音速穿越回现在 下面请听好这语速有多快 [04:25.78]JJ Fad
女子组合JJ [04:26.46]Uh summa-lumma dooma-lumma
说着巴拉巴拉的外星语言 [04:27.24]You assuming I'm a human
你可以当我是个人类 [04:28.01]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
我只是想要与你接触 我是超人别想伤害我 [04:29.64]Innovative and I'm made of rubber
我的创新技巧就像全身的橡胶防御 [04:30.66]So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me
你对我的诋毁都会弹回到你身上 [04:32.43]And it'll glue to you and
把你死死黏住 [04:33.29]I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
我的破坏力无穷 前所未有 [04:34.25]How to give a mothaf**kin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
你绝对不知道我怎么让听我歌的人飘飘欲仙 [04:36.19]Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting
这能力永不减弱 我知道恨我的人都在等那一天 [04:37.59]For the day that they can say I fell off
因为到了那一天他们就能断言我落下神坛 [04:39.13]They'll be celebrating
就此弹冠相庆 [04:39.69]'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
因为我也知道是我的音乐高人一等 [04:41.03]I make elevating music you make elevator music
才成为众矢之的 你们那些不过是像电梯一样只会原地踏步的音乐罢了 [04:42.95]Oh he's too mainstream
噢 他的歌太主流了吧 [04:43.88]Well that's what they do when they get jealous
你们这么说不过是嫉妒心作祟 无能为力罢了 [04:45.47]They confuse it It's not hip-hop it's pop
他唱的根本不是嘻哈 是流行歌曲 [04:47.75]'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
当我把二者结合你只会这么说 [04:49.46]With rock shock rap with Doc
还有摇滚 以及当时我携Dr.Dre轰动歌坛 [04:51.00]Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
去一边听听lose yourself吧 吓坏了吧 [04:52.81]I don't know how to make songs like that
你词穷的样子就像 完全不会写歌啊 [04:54.35]I don't know what words to use
怎么措辞啊 [04:55.59]Let me know when it occurs to you
有问题了就告诉我 [04:57.03]While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
尤其是当我把那些让你为难的唱段撕得粉碎 [04:59.00]It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurting you
这简直是就是一系列的灾难 伤你于无形 [05:00.38]How many verses I gotta murder to
如果说我要用**来证明我的歌词 [05:01.60] [05:02.10]Prove that if you were half as nice
那你这半吊子的水准 [05:03.82]Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to
就该去卖身求荣 [05:05.23]Ungh school flunky pill junkie
你们这些校园脏痞 **成瘾 [05:07.88]But look at the accolades these skills brung me
来看看这一身能耐带给我的赞誉 [05:10.13]Full of myself but still hungry
感到充实却依然饥饿不已 [05:11.54] [05:12.05]I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
有些事一旦认准了我就会不断强迫我自己 [05:14.76]And I'm a million leagues above you
我的境界甩你几条街 [05:17.19]Ay when I speak in tongues
一张嘴就带着恶意 [05:18.43]But it's still tongue-in-cheek f**k you
但也许只是挖苦你 滚粗 [05:20.40]I'm drunk so Satan take the f**king wheel
撒旦开车 [05:22.44]I'm asleep in the front seat
烂醉的我坐在副驾席 [05:23.82]Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz still Chunky but Funky
放着Heavy D的组合Boyz的那首歌 [05:26.85]But in my head there's something
可此时纠结和挣扎却浮现在我的脑海里 [05:28.13]I can feel tugging and struggling
好像天使 [05:30.12]Angels fight with devils
和魔鬼缠斗在一起 [05:31.27]And here's what they want from me
他们究竟想从我这得到什么 [05:33.12] [05:33.72]They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
其中一个让我把对女人的怨恨都变没 [05:35.52]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
可要是想起从前伤害过我的那些女人来 [05:37.71]Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic
你就会为我如今的处境 [05:39.76]To the situation and understand the discrimination
并明白我多么藐视她们那些人 [05:41.76] [05:42.54]But f**k it life's handing you lemons
不过这都是扯淡 生命赐予你苦涩的柠檬 [05:44.39]Make lemonade then
是让你享用它榨成的水 [05:45.34]But if I can't batter the women
可我要是不找个姑娘胖揍一顿 [05:46.73]How the f**k am I supposed to bake them a cake then
我又该怎么写歌弥补罪刑 [05:48.90]Don't mistake him for Satan it's a fatal mistake
你们不要再误会撒旦他老人家啦 [05:50.94]If you think I need to be overseas
你们都错误地认为我现在应该出国养老去 [05:52.38]And take a vacation to trip a broad
放个长假 带着个女人旅旅行 [05:54.30]And make her fall on her face and
让她为你服务 [05:55.88]Don't be a retard be a king
接下来登基称王 [05:57.74]Think not
不要 [05:58.76]Why be a motherf**king king
干吗要成为国王 [06:00.76] [06:01.37]When you can be a motherf**king God
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