Those Crazy Christians-Brad Paisley

[ti:Those Crazy Christians] [ar:Brad Paisley] [al:Wheelhouse (Deluxe Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:26.75]Those crazy Christians [00:28.31] [00:30.24]I was gonna sleep in today [00:32.30] [00:34.37]But the church bells woke me up [00:36.79]And they're a half a mile away [00:39.48] [00:42.10]Those crazy Christians [00:43.66] [00:45.29]Dressed up drivin' down my street [00:48.21] [00:49.78]Get their weekly dose of guilt [00:52.08]Before they head to Applebee's [00:54.64] [00:58.01]They pray before they eat [01:00.82]And they pray before they snore [01:03.94]They pray before a football game [01:06.75]And every time they score [01:09.31]Every untimely passing [01:11.74]Every dear departed soul [01:15.06]Is just another good excuse [01:17.93]To bake a casserole [01:20.12]Those crazy Christians [01:21.55] [01:23.30]Go and jump on some airplane [01:25.55] [01:27.42]And fly to Africa or Haiti [01:29.91]Risk their lives in Jesus' name [01:32.53] [01:35.09]No they ain't the late night party kind [01:38.16] [01:40.02]They curse the devil's whiskey [01:42.71]While they drink the Savior's wine [01:46.11] [01:48.67]A famous TV preacher [01:50.91]Has a big affair and then [01:54.23]One tearful confession [01:56.47]And he's born again again [01:59.47]Someone yells hallelujah [02:01.97]And they shout and clap and sing [02:04.65]It's like they can't wait to forgive someone [02:08.14]For just about anything [02:10.29] [02:14.15]Those crazy Christians [02:15.97] [02:31.56]Instead of being outside [02:34.37]On this sunny afternoon [02:36.38] [02:38.18]They're by the bedside of a stranger [02:41.29]In a cold hospital room [02:43.29] [02:47.28]And every now and then [02:49.03]They meet a poor lost soul like me [02:52.72]Who's not quite sure just who [02:54.92]Or what or how he ought to be [02:57.60] [02:58.35]They march him down the aisle [03:00.39]And then the next thing that you know [03:03.95]They dunk him in the water [03:06.02] [03:08.57]And here comes another one of [03:11.21]Those crazy Christians [03:15.95] [03:22.56]They look to heaven their whole life [03:25.51] [03:27.07]And I think what if they're wrong [03:29.73] [03:31.28]But what if they're right [03:33.72] [03:35.72]You know it's funny [03:36.72] [03:37.83]Much as I'm baffled by it all [03:40.95] [03:42.33]If I ever really needed help [03:45.90]Well you know who I'd call [03:47.83] [03:50.39]Is those crazy Christians