Roland The Roadie And Gertrude Th-Dr. Hook

[ti:Roland The Roadie And Gertrude] [ar:Dr. Hook] [al:The Best Of] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.60]Now Roland the roadie was only a toadie [00:04.72] [00:05.72]Who set up the lights and the mikes for the shows [00:09.66] [00:10.85]And Gertrude the groupie was a rock and roll fan, [00:14.17] [00:16.61]Who stood by the stage door in the rains and the snows [00:21.98] [00:30.30]Roland the roadie met Gertrude the groupie [00:33.33] [00:34.20]At a rock concert back in Bayonne [00:37.20] [00:38.52]He tried to seduce, said he'd introduce [00:41.12] [00:42.44]Her to all of the Beatles and Stones [00:44.04] [00:46.61]So Roland the roadie got Gertrude [00:49.05]The groupie a seat in the balcony above [00:53.09] [00:54.97]And Gertrude the groupie felt grateful [00:57.08] [00:57.83]And groovy but Roland the roadie felt love [01:01.08] [01:03.15]And some folks loves ham hocks and [01:05.40]Some folks loves pork chops and some folks love vegetable soup [01:09.41] [01:11.53]But Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie, [01:14.86] [01:15.55]But Gertrude the groupie loves groups [01:17.68] [01:25.37]She stood up and screamed as the amber [01:27.94]Spot gleamed on her heroes so skinny and tall [01:31.05] [01:33.61]With their eyelids so droopy, and Gertrude [01:36.11]The groupie and she was in love with them all [01:40.71] [01:42.39]Roland the roadie told Gertrude [01:44.78]The groupie to wait and he'd be her man [01:48.72] [01:50.46]But while he dreamed of a rose [01:52.02] [01:52.64]Covered home she was out with the group in the van [01:57.81] [02:01.69]Hey Gertie, get out here, come on babe, come on out of there.... [02:06.68] [02:07.43]I know you're in there... [02:09.24] [02:09.93]The whole trailer's moving baby... [02:11.61].What about me... [02:13.24].Gertie... [02:14.62]Oh Gertie [02:15.35]Now Roland the roadie is back on the road, [02:18.00] [02:19.55]His heart has been broken again [02:21.11] [02:23.80]And Gertrude the groupie waits out in the c [02:26.61]Old for the very next group to come in [02:29.55] [02:31.80]And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks [02:34.04] [02:35.16]Loves pork chops and some folks loves vegetable soup [02:38.65] [02:40.15]And Roland the roadie loves Gertrude the groupie, [02:43.46] [02:44.33]But Gertrude the groupie loves groups [02:46.77] [02:47.65]....groups.....groups.....groups......