Kick My A**-Big & Rich

[ti:Kick My A**] [ar:Big & Rich] [al:Horse Of A Different Color] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Kick My A** - Big & Rich [00:06.97]Well I walked up to the bar [00:09.51] [00:10.58]I laid down my platinum card [00:13.61] [00:14.50]Then I ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends [00:19.59] [00:21.90]Well the barmaid passed them out [00:24.43] [00:25.55]And before we chugged them down [00:28.22] [00:29.55]I held mine up said here's to us and then [00:34.12] [00:36.70]This blonde slid up to me she said that was awful sweet [00:43.25] [00:44.07]And then I saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tall [00:49.74] [00:51.53]Well he broke up our hug with a six foot five inch shove [00:58.35] [00:58.99]And I found myself slammed up against the wall [01:03.82] [01:05.90]Why does everybody want to kick my a** [01:11.19] [01:13.32]I'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't [01:20.46]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls and I drive my truck too fast [01:28.65] [01:29.79]Why does everybody want to kick my a** [01:35.01] [01:37.63]Well I never been the type to walk up and pick a fight [01:44.00] [01:44.93]I've always been the kind to get along [01:51.31] [01:51.86]I throw parties all the time and they're always on my dime [01:58.79] [02:00.05]We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn [02:05.91] [02:07.06]Well my style of stress relief sometimes disturbs the peace [02:14.17]The police show up cut donuts in my yard [02:20.16] [02:21.80]And while the zeppelin's playin' loud they run off my party crowd [02:28.51] [02:29.13]They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard [02:34.33] [02:36.15]Why does everybody want to kick my a** [02:41.39] [02:43.52]I'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't [02:50.66]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls and I drive my truck too fast [02:58.77] [03:00.02]Why does everybody want to kick my a** [03:05.24] [03:21.69]And just because I kiss the prettiest girls and I drive my truck too fast [03:29.73] [03:30.85]Why does everybody want [03:34.27]It seems like everybody wants [03:37.94]Why does everybody want to kick my a**