Ringtone-Weird Al Yankovic

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00.62]Once not very long ago I was respected
不久以前我曾受人尊敬 [00:03.74] [00:05.30]I was popular (popular)
我曾经很受欢迎 [00:06.53] [00:07.84]But now I hang my head in shame
但现在我羞愧地垂下了头 [00:11.28] [00:15.57]My life is filled with such regret
我的人生充满遗憾 [00:17.82] [00:19.19]Of that mistake I can't forget
我无法忘记那个错误 [00:21.88] [00:23.13]And now I'll never be the same
如今我再也不会像从前一样 [00:25.25] [00:40.72]Ringtone
铃声 [00:41.41]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
为何我要买这愚蠢的铃声 [00:43.97] [00:44.91]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking)
我无法想象我当时在想什么 [00:50.33]My friends all stare at me
我的朋友都注视着我 [00:52.58]Whenever I get a call
每当我接到电话 [00:54.20] [00:58.63]Well everybody (everybody)
好吧各位 [01:00.07] [01:01.69]Everybody (everybody)
每个人 [01:03.12] [01:04.75]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
这世上每个人都讨厌我的铃声 [01:08.12] [01:11.05]When my phone goes off at work
当我工作时手机关机 [01:12.98]I look like the biggest jerk
我看起来就像个大混蛋 [01:14.17]Total strangers want to slap me around
陌生人都想教训我 [01:15.53] [01:17.21]When it's ringing on the terrace
当它在露台上响起 [01:18.77]My neighbors get embarrassed
我的邻居很尴尬 [01:19.58]They're beggin' me to move out of town
他们求我离开这个城市 [01:22.33] [01:23.45]Well it made my wife so sick
这让我妻子痛不欲生 [01:25.07]She smashed my iPhone with a brick
她用砖头砸烂了我的iPhone [01:26.57]But I had it fixed and now it's just fine
但我把它修好了现在一切都好了 [01:29.01] [01:29.57]It's a pain I sure don't need it
这是一种痛苦我真的不需要 [01:31.87]And I probably should delete it
我可能应该删掉 [01:33.00]But for me that would be crossing the line
但对我来说这太过分了 [01:34.75] [01:35.81]'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99
因为我讨厌浪费一分钱 [01:38.34] [01:39.28]Hey I paid good money for this Ringtone
嘿这首歌我花了不少钱 [01:40.40] [01:42.34]Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
为何我要买这愚蠢的铃声 [01:43.47] [01:45.47]I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all really what was I
我现在无法想象我当时在想什么我到底是什么 [01:50.28] [01:51.34]My friends all stare at me
我的朋友都注视着我 [01:53.15]Whenever I get a call
每当我接到电话 [01:54.64] [01:59.01]Well everybody (everybody)
好吧各位 [02:00.51] [02:01.82]Everybody (everybody)
每个人 [02:03.69] [02:05.13]Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
这世上每个人都讨厌我的铃声 [02:08.56] [02:24.28]Ringtone
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铃声 [02:28.78] [02:30.34]Ahhh [02:31.84] [02:36.39]Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
中国工人（他们讨厌我的铃声） [02:38.49] [02:39.43]Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone)
穆斯林妇女在布尔卡斯（真的讨厌我的铃声） [02:42.05] [02:42.61]Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
安哥拉那些饥饿的孩子他们讨厌我的铃声 [02:44.86] [02:45.66]Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
即使是感染埃博拉病毒的人（讨厌我的铃声吧） [02:47.79] [02:48.67]All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
所有的修女和保姆（所有的福利妈妈） [02:50.72] [02:51.46]All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
所有的巴基斯坦人（所有的韦恩兄弟） [02:53.77] [02:54.90]Everyone on the land Everyone on the sea
陆地上的每个人海上的每一个人 [02:57.39]Every single person everywhere unanimously
每个人都异口同声 [02:59.89] [03:01.52]Everybody (everybody)
每个人 [03:02.57] [03:03.76]Everybody (everybody)
每个人 [03:05.75] [03:07.06]Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
这世界上的每个人都恨我 [03:10.37] [03:11.06]Ringtone
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