Only When I'm Drunk-Various Artists

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone Conjure up a B***h to bone when I'm alone F**ked up, tore back, I need to take a piss Only when I'm drunk, I sing a song like this My grandma and your grandma, sittin' by the fire Hold on, turn that beat off Nah, keep it going Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known' I get drunk and start talking more shit And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get out 'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes I get uh, damn I'm drunk I need a chunk, no better yet A hunk of that funk I get uh, damn I'm drunk I need a chunk, no better yet A hunk of that funk Yeah, I'm good bad, d**e I'm freaky fresh I make hip-hop fans say yes, yes Crazy's comin' through you know we're gonna blow up Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up False alarm, I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm When I get drunk, I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah, but only when I'm drunk Yeah, only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk Yeah, only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk It goes, one for the chronic, two for the amnesia I'm the crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker Sippin' colt forty fever, when I'm coolin' with my people Got ho's in East Columbus like I'm Billy D. Rico 'Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le All up in this B***h with the Gin and Tanqueray Drink like Mr.Wendall, smoke bud like Dr. Dre That's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit Goddamn, I gotta piss, I pass the mic to Mr. Shift I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin' Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin 'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin One too many, I reckon, feelin' I got to hurl any second Want to get up but can't move Feels like I'm stuck in a groove What the f**k was I trying to prove? I got a knack for downin' four-o's All the ho's know them doobie bros People call me Shift, I keep a fifth in my trunk I might f**k an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk Yeah, only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk Yeah, only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk Yeah, one, two, one, two Only when I'm drunk One, two, one, two Only when I'm drunk One, two, one, two Only when I'm drunk One, two, one, two Only when I'm drunk