Skipper Dan-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Skipper Dan] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Internet Leaks EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Skipper Dan - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:07.30]I starred in every high school play [00:10.80]Blew every drama teacher away [00:13.17] [00:14.48]Graduated first in my class at Juilliard [00:18.35] [00:21.84]Took every acting workshop I could [00:24.15] [00:25.40]And I dreamed of Hollywood [00:27.27] [00:29.08]While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard [00:33.45] [00:37.13]Hit the boards and paid my dues [00:39.07] [00:40.31]And got phenomenal rave reviews [00:41.82] [00:44.06]I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt [00:48.99] [00:50.61]I was sure that Tarantino would be callin＇ me on the phone [00:54.48] [00:55.29]Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone [00:57.91] [00:58.78]But the years have come and gone [01:00.97] [01:01.59]And I＇m sorry to say that＇s not the way that it＇s all worked out [01:06.02]I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride [01:09.65] [01:10.39]Skipper Dan is the name [01:12.39] [01:13.63]And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day [01:16.51] [01:17.38]And every time it＇s the same [01:19.69] [01:21.50]Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears [01:24.31] [01:25.12]Just like they＇ve done for the last 50 years [01:27.74] [01:28.43]Now I＇m laughin＇ at my own jokes but I＇m cryin＇ inside [01:32.11]＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride [01:34.73] [01:41.53]Oh the critics they used to say [01:43.78] [01:44.96]I was the new Olivier [01:46.59] [01:48.89]Thought I＇d be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes [01:53.26] [01:55.57]Aw but don＇t bother tryin＇ to IMDb me [01:58.50] [01:59.81]The only place you might possibly see me [02:02.87] [02:03.87]Is ridin＇ my little boat around Adventureland [02:06.81] [02:09.00]It ain＇t exactly what I planned [02:11.06]But I＇m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride [02:13.98] [02:14.98]Skipper Dan is the name [02:16.63] [02:18.50]And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day [02:21.12] [02:22.18]And every time it＇s the same [02:24.18] [02:26.11]I would＇ve killed if I＇d been in ＂Speed The Plow＂ [02:29.90]But what＇s the difference that＇s all behind me now [02:33.15]＇Cause I＇m payin＇ the rent and I＇m swallowin＇ my pride [02:36.33]And I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride [02:38.89] [02:41.51]I should be there on Broadway [02:42.94]Knockin＇ ＇em dead in ＂12 Angry Men＂ [02:48.87]But instead I＇m here tellin＇ these lame jokes [02:51.68]Again and again and again and again and again and again and again [02:56.72] [02:59.03]Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet [03:02.72] [03:04.84]That＇s an African bull elephant [03:06.65] [03:08.40]And there it is the backside of water [03:10.21] [03:12.20]What have I done with my life [03:14.26]I shoulda listened when my grandfather said [03:16.63] [03:17.44]＂Why don＇t you major in business instead ＂ [03:21.22]Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died [03:23.95]And I＇ll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride [03:29.57] [03:30.63]Skipper Dan is the name [03:32.37] [03:34.12]And I＇m doin＇ 34 shows every day [03:36.50] [03:37.55]And every time it＇s the same [03:39.74] [03:41.67]Look at those hippos they＇re wigglin＇ their ears [03:44.35] [03:45.29]Somebody shoot me ＇cause I＇m bored to tears [03:48.66]Always said I＇d be famous I guess that I lied [03:51.73] [03:52.67]＇Cause I＇m workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride [03:55.10] [03:56.23]I＇m still workin＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride