The Night Before Christmas-The Robertsons

[ti:The Night Before Christmas] [ar:The Robertsons] [al:Duck the Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Night Before Christmas - The Robertsons [00:01.20]Now the night before christmas [00:02.66]I was sitting in my house [00:03.87] [00:04.56]And there wasn't nothing moving around [00:06.93]Not even a mouse [00:08.98]The socks were hung by the fireplace to dry [00:11.74] [00:12.36]In hopes that old santa [00:13.60]Clause would bring me some pie [00:15.70] [00:16.35]My children are grown [00:17.80]So nobody's in bed [00:19.19]And I got the sound of [00:20.75]Duck calls stuck in my head [00:22.31] [00:23.20]Mama's in her gown [00:24.50]And I got on my cap [00:25.67] [00:26.28]And I ain't tired [00:27.41]'Cause I took a three hour nap [00:29.09] [00:29.96]When all of a sudden [00:31.18]I heard a big crash [00:32.13] [00:32.92]I figured it was some coon [00:34.44]Diggin' in the trash [00:35.30] [00:36.01]I went to the window [00:37.58]And slipped on my shoes [00:38.58] [00:39.27]'Cause I don't like critters [00:40.66]Snooping around in my refuge [00:42.87] [00:43.73]Now the moon was bright [00:45.24]And there was no sight of snow [00:46.88] [00:47.48]And hey I have the eyes of an eagle [00:50.09]Just so you know [00:51.11] [00:51.88]When all of a sudden [00:52.96]What seemed to appear [00:54.60]Was a tiny little tree stand [00:56.82]And whole lot of deer hmm [00:59.69] [01:00.41]I knew I had seen him [01:01.83]He was acting very silly [01:02.98] [01:03.56]And I was convinced [01:05.07]It could only be willy [01:06.49] [01:07.34]Now he was yelling and screaming [01:09.03]Calling out names [01:09.82] [01:10.75]And those deer started moving [01:12.19] [01:12.77]And all those suckers came [01:14.22] [01:15.09]Now I thought he said [01:16.88]Hey dasher hey prancer and spitzer [01:19.15] [01:19.73]Maybe comet something about cupid [01:21.76]Donner and wolf blitzer [01:23.24] [01:23.77]Let's head to the roof [01:25.33]From there they would spring [01:26.45] [01:27.06]These deers had magical powers [01:29.07]And all of them had wings [01:31.74] [01:32.32]Now I took off my glasses [01:33.75]'Cause this was too weird [01:35.83]Big bucks turned into ducks [01:37.87]Is what seemed to appear [01:39.36] [01:40.15]Hey they circled around [01:41.39]And I swear that they flew [01:43.31] [01:44.10]These deer had bags of my garbage [01:45.95]And big willy in there too [01:47.67] [01:48.40]And then in a a flash [01:49.76]They was tearing up my roof [01:51.79]I heard the stompin' and [01:52.77]Chompin' of each little hoof [01:55.00]As I drew out my pistol [01:56.57] [01:57.12]Not knowing what to say [01:58.29] [01:59.07]Down the fireplace came willy [02:00.61] [02:01.14]He must have got away [02:02.50] [02:03.23]He had on a mink coat [02:05.08]From his bandana to his foot [02:06.94] [02:07.75]And his clothes were all nasty [02:09.67]Covered it ashes and soot [02:11.13] [02:12.05]He had my bag of garbage flung over his back [02:14.89] [02:15.66]And he looked like a fat raccoon [02:17.67]Looking' for a snack [02:18.81] [02:19.64]As I stood there [02:20.37]Wondering why he was not in bed [02:22.68]I yelled hey [02:23.52]I don't have any cookies you crazy knuckle head [02:26.13] [02:26.72]His mouth was wide open as he stood there in shock [02:29.20] [02:29.75]Then I realized [02:31.14]I was in my tighty whites with only a top [02:34.21] [02:36.52]Alright quit laughing boy [02:37.41] [02:38.44]Ok willy looked like he was smoking a pipe [02:40.91] [02:41.65]I know I never seen that [02:43.41]And it didn't seem right [02:44.71] [02:45.42]Not sure it was willy's face [02:47.35]But no doubt it was his belly [02:49.57]With the unmistakable shake [02:51.64]'Cause hey willy loves his jelly [02:53.80] [02:54.66]Willy's chubby and plump [02:56.33]Like a fat little mouse [02:57.54] [02:58.16]And I got tickled at seeing him and said [03:00.84]Why are you at my house [03:02.57]He winked at me and smiled [03:04.18]As he set down his stash [03:05.65] [03:06.21]I saw it was not my garbage [03:08.17]And it certainly was not my trash [03:10.74]Hey this cat didn't say a word [03:12.85]As he pulled out some toys [03:14.16] [03:14.68]And not just cheap crap [03:16.26]This stuff was for big boys [03:18.43]He was doing a job [03:20.11]And he was going to work [03:21.85]This could not be willy [03:23.39]Because willy he's a jerk [03:25.76]He left me some goodies [03:27.25]Then he sprang in the air [03:28.98]I wasn't sure what I just saw [03:31.02]But hey I didn't care [03:33.10]And I heard him yell out [03:34.86]As he left with his pack [03:36.16] [03:36.67]Merry christmas to all [03:38.46]And to all a good night jack