Granddaddy-Patterson Hood

[ti:Granddaddy] [ar:Patterson Hood] [al:Murdering Oscar (And Other Love Songs)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Granddaddy - Patterson Hood [00:09.34]Someday when I'm a granddaddy [00:12.15] [00:13.27]Be the laziest son of a b**ch you ever seen [00:16.45] [00:18.20]We won't care if the kids are being bratty [00:21.07] [00:22.13]I'll just walk around as if it's all a dream [00:25.50] [00:27.06]And if the whole world loses its mind I'll be fine [00:31.86] [00:35.79]Ride the roller coaster around the bend back again [00:40.48] [00:44.61]If I live to be about ninety five [00:47.81] [00:48.50]Gone sit on my porch and eat myself an apple [00:51.81] [00:53.43]They say one a day helps keep the doctor away [00:57.23]And that's okay [00:58.59] [01:02.15]But I ain't taking chances on my fate [01:05.08] [01:06.02]Gonna bounce you on my knees just in case [01:09.40] [01:10.96]Someday if I burn out or fade away [01:15.20]Just like everything else in my life [01:17.76]I'll be running late [01:19.20] [01:37.48]Someday if they put me in a home I'll be gone [01:43.26] [01:46.38]Ain't no use to wander around alone [01:49.87]Be gone I'll be gone [01:55.11]Someday when I'm a granddaddy [01:57.55] [01:58.98]Be as sweet as pumpkin pie just wait and see [02:02.29] [02:03.85]We'll hide chocolate candies all around the house [02:07.84]So all the little ones will come and see me [02:11.62] [02:12.73]We'll hide chocolate candies all around the house [02:16.75]Then all the little ones will come and see me