Knocked Up-Dan Baird

[ti:Knocked Up] [ar:Dan Baird] [al:Love Songs For The Hearing Impaired] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Knocked Up - Dan Baird [00:09.60]Well I did not go to church last Sunday [00:13.21]Cos my sins I need not confess [00:17.84]With your daddy standing at the pulpit [00:22.02]I just figured staying home was best [00:26.58]Your physique is swelling and your waistline's telling [00:30.70]Everybody knows that it's mine [00:34.65]I guess the word's got around this old one store town [00:39.08]And your preacher daddy he ain't blind [00:43.47]Well you got knocked up [00:45.97]And I got locked up [00:47.47]I guess you'd say that we both got screwed [00:52.03]Well you got locked out [00:54.03]And I got knocked out [00:56.21]And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school [01:02.63]Well you looked a damn sight older [01:07.21]That night upon the hill [01:11.14]Cos if I'd knowed what I know well I would've let you go [01:15.53]But you said that you was on the pill [01:19.83]Well your uncle he's the town sherriff [01:23.89]Your granddaddy he's the county judge [01:28.52]And I don't see a way that I'll see the light of day [01:32.72]With your whole family holding a grudge [01:36.18]Well you got knocked up [01:39.05]And I got locked up [01:40.99]I guess you'd say that we both got screwed [01:45.60]Well you got locked out [01:47.47]And I got knocked out [01:49.60]And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school [01:56.76] [02:13.43]Well your family's got the shotgun ready [02:17.93]I can hear those church bells chime [02:22.12]Well I may not be ready for a wedding darling [02:26.35]But I know that I'm not ready to die [02:30.60]Well you got knocked up [02:32.53]And I got locked up [02:34.53]I guess you'd say that we both got screwed [02:39.21]Well you got locked out [02:41.08]And I got knocked out [02:43.14]And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school [02:47.75]And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school [02:51.93]And I guess you're gonna miss a lot of school