Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues-Bob Dylan

(歌手讲述) Well I was feelin' sad and kind o' blue I didn't know what I was gonna do The Communists wus comin' around They wus in the air They wus on the ground They wus all over So I run down most hurriedly And joined the John Birch Society Got me a secret membership card And went back home to the yard Started looking on the side log Under the hedges Well I got up in the morning Looked under my bed I was looking every place For them goddamn Reds Looked behind the sink And under the floor Looked into the glove compartment of my car Couldn't find any Looked behind the clothesbehind the chair Looking for them Reds everywhere Looked up my chimney hole Even deep down inside my toilet bowl They got away I found some footsteps by the front porch door So I grabbed my shotgun from the floor Snuck around the house with a huff and a hiss Saying 'Hands up you communists There was a male man And he punched me out Well I wus sittin' home alone an' started to sweat I figured they wus in my T.V. set I peeked behind the picture frame Got a shock from my feet that hit my brain Them Reds did it Who'd need a television Well I quit my job so I could work alone Got a magnifying glass like Sherlock Holmes Followed some clues from my detective bag And discovered red stripes on the American flag Betsy Ross Now Eisenhower he's a Russian spy Lincoln and Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy To my knowledge there's just one man That's really an' truely an American that's George Lincoln Rockwell I know for a fact he hates Commies cus he picketed the movie Exodus WellI fin'ly started thinkin' straight When I run outa things to investigate Couldn't imagine nothin' else And I'm home investigatin' myself Hope I don't find out too much good God