It's Not Funny-Run-D.M.C.

[ti:30 Days] [ar:Run-DMC] [al:Run-DMC] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]It's Not Funny - Run-DMC [00:41.05]Heard that they said that it's rainin men [00:44.46]But the offer that I make [00:46.19]It won't be made again [00:48.31]You don't have to write [00:50.27]You don't have to call [00:52.41]It's a one-time offer for nothing at all [00:56.44]And there's no red tape [00:58.32]I don't make it hard [00:59.81] [01:00.36]You don't need cash money or a Master Card [01:04.30]I got easy terms and a lay-away [01:08.45]But I need a quick decision [01:10.41]And I need it today [01:11.88] [01:12.42]And if you find that you don't like my ways [01:16.42]Well you can send me back in 30 days [01:20.13] [01:28.44]Now have you ever seen a man with a guarantee [01:31.86] [01:32.40]Well you're lookin at him now [01:34.49]Cause the man is me [01:36.39]And if you don't believe all the things I say [01:40.55]I'm certified 'prime' by the USDA [01:44.31] [01:52.36]Now the name that I use is DJ Run [01:56.00]And I'm a fast-talkin slow-walkin number one [01:59.97]And if you don't believe all the words I say [02:03.96]Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be that way [02:07.94]I got a 50 rating and a 50 share [02:12.03]Every minute every hour that I'm on the air [02:15.94]And when I come to town I'm on a big marquee [02:19.97]It says (DJ Run) and me D M C [02:24.09]And if you find that you don't like my ways [02:27.95]Well you can send me back in 30 days [02:31.96] [02:48.21]A good job and lots of money might not be enough [02:51.65] [02:52.26]And to satisfy your needs it may be rough [02:56.02]But I take some care and treat you nice [03:00.02]And if it ain't sufficient once [03:01.95]I cold work it out twice [03:04.10] [03:36.35]And if you find that you don't like my ways [03:40.04]Well you can send me back in 30 days [03:44.33] [04:00.22]I'm gonna give you everything that you ever need [04:04.13]If you need a pint of blood [04:06.29]Then I'll even bleed [04:08.26]If you're lookin for a car [04:10.29]I will buy you two [04:12.16]And if you're lookin for a pet [04:14.17]I'll buy a kangaroo [04:15.77] [04:16.28]If you need a vacation [04:18.30]We can fly the world [04:20.22]And you'll know I'll never look at another girl [04:24.28]I'm a single-minded man [04:26.40]And my mind is set [04:28.07]You're the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get [04:32.14]And if you find you don't like my ways [04:36.30]Well you can send me back in 30 days