Land's Edge-David Lee Roth

[ti:Land's Edge] [ar:David Lee Roth] [al:Best Of David Lee Roth] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Land's Edge - David Lee Roth [00:08.02]Ah don't touch that dial [00:09.64] [00:11.43]Here's a word about my ex-girlfriend [00:13.20] [00:13.87]Towards the end conflict off and on [00:15.89] [00:16.50]And I told her one night "Honey every time we fight [00:19.23]I'll write a verse to this song" [00:21.16]Well things got bad and things got worse [00:25.26]Still I struggled on [00:26.61] [00:27.20]So sit back and get all comfortable [00:29.89]'Cause this little tunes six f**kin' hours long [00:32.79] [00:33.40]And every journey's got destinations [00:35.50]Which the traveler can't expect [00:37.38] [00:37.93]So how's that I'm always winding up [00:40.62]Down here at land's edge [00:41.79] [00:51.37]Now if love is blind why did her stockings [00:53.94] [00:54.53]Always look so cool [00:55.88] [00:56.57]Now I know I was paying attention [00:58.61] [00:59.17]But somehow I got fooled [01:00.69] [01:01.82]Well I gave her seven children [01:03.48] [01:04.67]And a twelve room uptown shack [01:06.80] [01:07.37]And when it all was over [01:09.19] [01:09.76]Took a dozen lawyers to get half back [01:12.64]But I already got me a new gal to ruin my life [01:15.84]And she might just yet [01:17.66]So I'm helping her find an apartment [01:19.42] [01:20.63]Down here at land's edge [01:22.43] [02:11.09]Now take the traveler and the tourist [02:12.89] [02:13.75]The essential difference is [02:15.66] [02:16.40]The traveler don't know where he's goin' [02:19.14]And the tourist don't know where he is [02:21.58]Small world till they lose your luggage tho' [02:24.46]Take the stripper who lives next door [02:26.48] [02:27.28]You'd swear this kid was 21 goin' on 44 [02:31.18] [02:32.34]But luckily that ain't how she sees it [02:35.06]Got a new tattoo that says [02:36.91] [02:37.68]"When I die send the body to heaven [02:40.23]Lost the rest at land's edge"