Cornography-Brad Paisley/James Burton/The Kung Pao Buckaroos

[ti:Cornography] [ar:Brad Paisley/James Burton/The Kung Pao Buckaroos] [al:The Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Cornography - Brad Paisley/James Burton/The Kung Pao Buckaroos [00:00.27]Written by：Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Peter Tilden [00:00.54]The grand old op'ry theatre proudly presents [00:03.52]Cornography Kung Pao episode two [00:09.47]The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos [00:16.57]The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night [00:19.88]So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty may [00:23.21]Or she may not [00:25.01]A former love and a woman of questionable repute [00:29.33]So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty [00:33.51]And just then they heard a voice saying [00:35.93]Hi boys you lookin' for these [00:39.29]And the littlest cowboy turned around [00:41.38]To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face [00:44.91]Jimmy you can't say that [00:46.79]What she had huge guns [00:51.43]Smith and wesson revolvers [00:53.67]Oh boy were they loaded oh brother [01:00.57]Cornography [01:18.23]She is aiming them right at us [01:20.52]Softer George it's more effective [01:22.80]She is aiming them right at us everybody duck [01:26.71]Not you Jimmy you stand up normal [01:33.61]They dropped the money they owed her [01:35.03]She bent over to pick it up [01:36.90]And oh that moon was beautiful [01:39.83]Now Jimmy you can't say that [01:41.86]Out the window I couldn't see it till then George [01:45.12]Oh there were mountains in the way [01:50.01]Cornography [02:07.96]You guys are gonna get in trouble for this [02:10.03]That woman sure chaps my ask her out then [02:13.58]I think he's got a little thing for her George [02:16.05]Louder bill it's more effective [02:18.05]I think he's got a little thing for her George [02:21.16]It's not that little [02:25.44]That was worth a three or four bill [02:28.56]All right Jimmy let's get serious now [02:31.25]So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited [02:35.17]But when I look at a woman that beautiful it's hard [02:40.56]Jimmy what it's very difficult [02:44.32]I hope they're not recordin' this yeah ah [02:59.00]Cornography [03:00.58]And I said cowgirl how would you like a little cowpoke [03:04.20]Here we go ooh yeah need a little buckaroo [03:08.67]In your dreams short barrel [03:10.92]Bum chicka bow wow oh my god [03:20.70]So the kung poo buck kung poo [03:24.65]So the kung pao buckaroos rode off into the sunset [03:28.65]Tune in next time for more action and romance [03:36.80]Yeah softer George it's more effective yeah