If I Only Had A Brain-Various Artists

[ti:If I Only Had A Brain] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Jazz for a Literary Mind] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If I Only Had A Brain (若我聪明点就好了) - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:15.78]I could while away the hours [00:17.85]Conferrin' with the flowers [00:19.80]Consulting with the rain [00:23.58]And my head I'd be a scratchin' [00:25.46]While my thoughts are busy hatchin' [00:27.40]If I only had a brain [00:31.36]I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my [00:34.12]Individdle [00:35.54]In trouble or in pain [00:39.17]With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin' [00:41.21]You could be another Lincoln [00:43.11]If you only had a brain [00:47.19]Oh I could tell you why [00:51.42]The oceans near the shore [00:55.02]And I could think of things I'd never [00:57.42]Thunk before [00:59.17]And then I'd sit down and think some more [01:03.05]I would not be just a muffin' [01:05.57]My head all full of stuffin' [01:07.45]My heart all full of pain [01:11.21]And perhaps I'd deserve you and be [01:13.73]Even worthy even you [01:15.44]If I only had a brain [01:27.32]When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle [01:31.22]And yet I'm torn apart [01:35.05]Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human [01:39.16]If I only had heart [01:42.78]I'd be tender-I'd be gentle and awful sentimental [01:47.28]Regarding love and art [01:50.73]I'd be friends with the sparrows [01:53.09]And the boys who shoots the arrows [01:55.10]If I only had a heart [01:58.59]Picture me-a balcony above a voice sings low [02:07.56]Wherefore art thou Romeo I hear a beat [02:12.61]How sweet [02:14.58]Just to register emotion jealousy-devotion [02:18.94]And really feel the part [02:22.46]I could stay young and chipper [02:24.66]And I'd lock it with a zipper [02:26.58]If I only had a heart [02:45.89]Life is sad believe me Missy [02:48.14]When you're born to be a sissy [02:49.96]Without the vim and verve [02:53.68]But I could change my habits never more be scared of rabbits [02:57.62]If I only had the nerve [03:01.45]I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dandelion [03:05.85]A fate I don't deserve [03:09.50]But I could show my prowess be a lion not a mowess [03:13.56]If I only had the nerve [03:17.77]Oh I'd be in my stride a king down to the core [03:24.86]And I would roar the way I've never roared before [03:29.05]And then I'd rrrwoof and roar some more [03:33.04]I would show the dinosaurus who's king around the forres [03:37.38]A king they better serve [03:40.95]Why with my regal beezer I could be another Caesar [03:45.07]If I only had the nerve [03:48.72]If I only had a brain [03:52.38]If I only had a heart