Funkin' Like My Father feat. Bootsy Collis-Brian Culbertson

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具] [offset:0] [00:05.23]No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [00:08.93]
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [00:13.20]Ever clever stunning cunning father
妈妈对爸爸念念不忘 [00:16.33]
可父亲借酒浇愁思念着母亲 [00:17.98]Mother thinks a lot of pa
有一天晚上，爸爸回到家，惊讶地发现 [00:19.29]
冰人和我妈妈在沙发上眉目传情 [00:21.19]But father drinks to think of ma
他一点都不激动一句话也没说 [00:26.45]
但当卖冰人的账单到期时爸爸拒绝付款 [00:27.23]The other night when pa came home he found to his surprise
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [00:30.31]
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [00:31.83]The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes
父亲证明了他并非一无是处 [00:34.50]
他卖沙发的时候愚弄了所有人 [00:36.14]He did not get excited no not one word did he say
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [00:41.14]But when the iceman's bill came due papa refused to pay
爸爸去上学的时候他们说他很坏 [00:44.82]No one could do it like my father
他们还说他故意让老师生气 [00:47.70]Ever clever stunning cunning father
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [00:50.28]Father proved he was no slouch
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [00:52.14]He fooled them all when he sold the couch
老师知道一二 [00:54.95]And no one could do it like my dad
我们就住在离这里不远的火车站旁边 [00:57.04]When father went to school they tell me he was very bad
父亲会对着经过的工程师做鬼脸 [01:00.96]
他们会对我的父亲投怀送抱 [01:02.56]They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [01:07.99]
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [01:08.98]No one could do it like my father
首先他一个接一个地找到煤 [01:11.80]Ever clever stunning cunning father
现在他按吨出售 [01:16.06]Teacher knew a thing or two
在选举的时候我的父亲从来不知道他的名字 [01:18.67]We lived right by a railway station not so far from here
有时候是布林史密斯或是格林吉尔胡利或是麦克沙恩 [01:22.05]And father would make faces at the passing engineers
其他时候就像是哈利根·奥康纳或是奥德尔 [01:25.52]They'd all throw coal at father yes they would upon my soul
他们应该叫他Winchester因为他重复得太好了 [01:29.24]No one could do it like my father
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [01:32.01]Ever clever stunning cunning father
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [01:33.78]First he got coal one by one
当你看见他换掉外套 [01:35.46]And now he sells it by the ton
你知道这意味着又一次投票 [01:37.22]Around election time my father never knows his name
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [01:41.48]Sometimes it's Breen or Smith or Green Gilhouley or McShane
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [01:43.47]Then other times it's Harrigan O'Connor or O'Dell
当冬天来临我们根本不需要煤 [01:46.05]They ought to call him Winchester 'cause he repeats so well
她总是穿着低帮鞋 [01:48.32]No one could do it like my father
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [01:50.34]Ever clever stunning cunning father
放学后她会让他待在家里爸爸不会拒绝 [01:52.50]When you see him change his coat
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [01:54.02]
我讨厌吹嘘我的家人但我必须说 [01:54.95]You know that means another vote
我的父亲是史上最伟大的人 [01:57.42]And no one could do it like my dad
他总是从容不迫 [01:58.96]And no one could do it like my dad
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [02:00.36]And when the winter came around we never needed coal
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [02:02.93]
别的男人可能也会这样做 [02:03.47]She always wore a low cut shoe
但当说到名声的时候 [02:05.12]No one could do it like my dad
我的父亲一直都是个好手 [02:07.37]She'd make him stay in after school and pa would ne'er refuse
他有办法让女孩们各得其所 [02:09.83]And no one could do it like my dad
他们的位置在厨房而他的位置是把他们留在那里 [02:11.80]I hate to brag about my fam'ly but I must say that
我不知道他是怎么做到的但我必须声明 [02:14.85]My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [02:18.68]He always took things easy in an easy sort of way
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [02:21.95]No one could do it like my father
仆人当然喜欢警察 [02:23.62]Ever clever stunning cunning father
于是父亲加入了警察队伍 [02:26.69]Other men might do the same
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [02:28.26]But when it came to make a name
一天晚上爸爸去看莎乐美的舞蹈 [02:30.87]At keeping servant girls my father always was an ace
你说他对她的关心他说他每看她一眼 [02:34.27]He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place
他让我妈妈手舞足蹈现在她脑袋一片混乱 [02:37.89]Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there
就在上周他带着一串珍珠回家 [02:40.58]
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [02:43.60]I don't know how he did it but I really must declare
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [02:47.64]
现在他总是待在家里 [02:48.56]No one could do it like my father
妈妈已经学会了舞蹈Salome [02:50.49]Ever clever stunning cunning father
我妈妈有三百磅重可我不会轻易出手 [02:52.46]
她买了一件崭新的长袍昨天就穿上了 [02:53.38]Servants liked the cops of course
当妈妈露出袜子时我的父亲显示了他的尊严 [02:57.15]
为了维持生计他用了一把大挂锁 [02:59.05]So father joined the police force
没人能像我父亲一样做到 [03:02.54]
永远聪明绝顶狡猾的父亲 [03:03.84]No one could do it like my dad
邻居琼斯和他的邻居李 [03:05.95]
都在寻找我父亲的钥匙 [03:09.07]One night papa went in to see that great Salome dance
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [03:13.89]
我还没告诉你我父母是怎么结婚的 [03:18.86]You talk about attention say he gave her ev'ry glance
她是个老姑娘他是个小偷躲在她的床底下 [03:23.28]He has my mother dancing now her brain is in a whirl
她拿枪对准父亲说我一定是你的妻子 [03:27.22]
我的父亲因为救了一个人的命而获得奖章 [03:27.82]And only here last week he came home with a string of pearls
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [03:40.36]No one could do it like my father
没人能像我爸爸一样做到 [03:41.76]
说到索取请让我说 [03:43.11]Ever clever stunning cunning father [03:46.34] [03:47.35]Now he always stays at home [03:50.64]Mama has learned that dance Salome [03:53.27]My mother weighs three hundred pounds but don't give it away [03:57.46] [03:58.03]She bought a brand new sheath gown and she wore it yesterday [04:01.73]My father showed his dignity when mother showed her sock [04:05.59]Then just to make the two ends meet he used a big padlock [04:09.13]No one could do it like my father [04:11.28] [04:12.36]Ever clever stunning cunning father [04:16.32]Neighbor Jones and his neighbor Lee [04:18.82]Are hunting for my father's key [04:21.07]And no one could do it like my dad [04:23.14]I haven't told you how my father and my mother wed [04:27.71]She was an old maid he a burglar underneath her bed [04:32.26]She flashed a gun at father and said I must be your wife [04:36.46] [04:42.45]My father wears a medal now for saving someone's life [04:46.41] [04:51.06]No one could do it like my dad [04:52.46] [04:53.04]No one could do it like my dad [04:56.15] [04:57.99]And when it came to taking things just kindly let me say